Who’s the Boss?

 


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WHO’S THE BOSS? 

 

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge


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‘I should be in charge,’ said the brain , ‘Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.’


‘I should be in charge,’ said the blood , ‘Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.’


‘I should be in charge,’ said the stomach ,‘ Because I process food and give all of you energy.’

 ‘I should be in charge,’ said the legs , ‘because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the eyes, ‘Because I allow the body to see where it goes


‘I should be in charge,’ said the rectum , ‘Because I’m responsible for waste removal.’


All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.


Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic .


 

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

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The Moral of the story?  YOU DON’T NEED BRAINS TO BE A BOSS ANY ASSHOLE WOULD DO!


The Moral of the story? YOU DON’T NEED BRAINS TO BE A BOSS ANY ASSHOLE WOULD DO!

 


Quote:

  “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”~Patrick Murray


 

 Bitter are the tears of a child: Sweeten them. Deep are the thoughts of a child: Quiet them. Sharp is the grief of a child: Take it from him. Soft is the heart of a child: Do not harden it. 

~ Pamela Glenconner


 

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