Several are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a bench rings and a engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello.”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I  buy it?” 

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the  dealership and saw the new 2017 models. I saw one I really liked..”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$90,000”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing . .. . the I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50 thousand because it’s really  what you want.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks:

“Anyone know who this phone belongs to?” 

Author: Unknown the-perfect-husband



“I feel like ’s sixth husband. I know what I’m supposed to do, but I don’t know how to make it interesting. ”
~ Milton Berle