Put a Zip into your day EVERYDAY!

  Put a Zip into your day EVERYDAY! “My mother raised me with the practice of putting ‘a zip in the day.’ She said that’s when we make some fun happen. Her idea was that instead of waiting for fun to happen, we could choose to make fun happen. Nothing planned, just on the spur of the moment. “ZIPS”  are sure to bring excitement into your day and help you live life to the fullest.>>>

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Why Women Cry? Just …..Watch her eyes

Why Women Cry?  Just …..Watch her eyes   Why Women Cry?  Just …..Watch her eyes  A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a woman , “ she told him. “I don’t understand , ” he said. His Mom just hugged him and said , “And you never will.” Later the little boy asked his father , “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?” “All women cry for no>>>

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An old NUN

An old nun An Old Nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. She walked up to the>>>

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HEALTH MESSAGE

HEALTH MESSAGE As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realised that I don’t really give a rat’s **se. My  HEALTH MESSAGE  It’s the tortoise life for me! 1.  If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2.  A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. 3.  A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4.  A tortoise>>>

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Before they call, I will answer

Before they call, I will answer  This beautiful story was written by a doctor who worked in Central Africa One night I had worked hard to help a mother in the labor ward; but in spite of all we could do, she died, leaving us with a tiny, premature baby and a crying two-year-old daughter. We would have difficulty keeping the baby alive; as we had no incubator (we had no electricity to run an incubator). We also had no special feeding facilities.. Although we lived on>>>

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Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks!

  Fifty Bucks is Fifty Bucks! Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Buddy would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’   Edna always replied,’I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,And fifty bucks is fifty bucks’One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, ‘Edna, I’m 85 years old… If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get>>>

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a DATE

a DATE After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you. The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made>>>

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Lighter Moments

  Lighter Moments  If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!     Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like  expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it!      Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked>>>

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Hard to find Women

  Hard to find Women Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing Tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.” Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over…………. women like that are hard to find.” Author ~ Unknown “Procrastination takes a problem and makes it a crisis.>>>

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: A deal is a deal!

   : A deal is a deal!   When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman. She ran towards him, calling his name: “Joe Darling… Joe………..” Joe said: “Hold your horses woman, and don’t ‘darling’ me. The deal was>>>

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