Office Problems that Only a Woman Can Understand

Office Problems that Only a Woman Can Understand When you are only woman in the office crowded with men, you will as if all eyes are on you. Soon, you realize that this will not work out, as the guys are always taking credit for your ideas, asking you for favors, or hitting on you, which calls for a sexual harassment suit if they cross their limits. When you are the only woman in the>>>

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN / WOMAN HAPPY

HOW TO MAKE A MAN / WOMAN HAPPY   HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don’t bother him with his movements So what’s so hard about that?   “He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe it, because he judged by himself and he could only love beautiful mysterious exceptional>>>

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Why Women Cry? Just …..Watch her eyes

Why Women Cry?  Just …..Watch her eyes   Why Women Cry?  Just …..Watch her eyes  A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a woman , “ she told him. “I don’t understand , ” he said. His Mom just hugged him and said , “And you never will.” Later the little boy asked his father , “Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?” “All women cry for no>>>

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57 cents + God = a majority!

57 cents + God = a majority! Let me introduce you to Hattie May Wiatt, a little girl who made a big difference with just 57 cents.  A first-hand account of Wiatt’s contribution to God, community, and others was told in a sermon delivered Dec. 1, 1912 by Russell H. Conwell, pastor of Grace Baptist Church in Philadelphia, Pa. A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it>>>

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A HOMELESS MAN’S FUNERAL

  A HOMELESS MAN’S FUNERAL As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.  He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions. I finally arrived>>>

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Story of Appreciation

  Story of Appreciation One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company. He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision. The director discovered from the CV that the youth’s academic achievements were excellent all the way, from the secondary school until the postgraduate research, never had a year when he did not score good grades. The director asked, “Did you>>>

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THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS

THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS HONESTY: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, “We better throw this one out too then, ’cause>>>

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The List

The List  Do you have anything to be thankful for? In his classic novel Robinson Crusoe, author Daniel Defoe has shipwrecked Crusoe take inventory of his life. He makes two lists. One is a list of his problems. The other is an inventory of that for which he can give thanks. Problems A problem he writes is that he has no clothing. On his corresponding list he writes that the weather is warm and he>>>

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Excuse me, Are you Jesus?

Excuse me, Are you Jesus? This is really powerful and makes one think!!!!     A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago . They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night’s dinner. In their rush, with tickets and briefcases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked over a table which held a display of apples. Apples flew everywhere. Without>>>

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Who is the Susie in your life?

  Who is the Susie in your life? WET PANTS Come with me to a third grade classroom….. There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It’s never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he>>>

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