4 THOUGHTS BY MEN

4 THOUGHTS BY MEN   The 4 THOUGHTS BY MEN are:- Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? Thought 2 The average man’s life consists of:Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years>>>

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

  THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello.” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK>>>

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Try, Try Again

Try, Try Again In the famous Aesop fable, The Crow and The Pitcher, we are told that where there’s a will accompanied by practical intelligence, there’s a way. Once there was a thirsty crow. She had flown a long way looking for water to drink. Suddenly she saw a pitcher. She flew down and saw it held a little water, but it was so low in the pitcher that she cold not reach it. “But>>>

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Look Up!

Look Up! The man slowly looked up.  This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life.  Her coat was new.  She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life.  His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him, like so many others had done before. “Leave me alone,” he growled. To his amazement, the woman continued standing.  She was smiling — her even white teeth displayed>>>

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