Lighter Moments


 

Lighter Moments

Lighter Moments


 If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
 

  Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like  expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it!
  

  Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.

So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!
 

  Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! 

That’s called Attitude!

Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude!


  Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
 
  He was a good man .. He never smoked, drank had no affair . When he died, the insurance company refused the claim . They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
 

  A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
 
  So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!
 
  Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

 

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  All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else!
 
  10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving .

This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!


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“I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.”  ~ Jewish Proverb 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 


 

 

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