IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN, KIDS COMMENTS ALWAYS BRING A LAUGH


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IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN, KIDS COMMENTS ALWAYS BRING A LAUGH

  IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN, KIDS COMMENTS ALWAYS BRING A LAUGH

Q: Name the four seasons.


A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. 


 

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

 

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


Q: How is dew formed?


A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.


Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)


A: Keep it in the cow.


Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?


A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


Q: What are steroids?


A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Q: What happens to your body as you age?


A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.


Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.


A: Premature death.


Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (i.e. abdomen)


A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.


Q: What is the fibula?


A: A small lie.


Q: What does ‘varicose’ mean?


A: Nearby.


Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarian Section”.


A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.


Q: What does the word ‘benign’ mean?


A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Quote:

“He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent men and the love of little children; who has filled his niche and accomplished his task; who has left the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul; who has never lacked appreciation of earth’s beauty or failed to express it; who has always looked for the best in others and given them the best he had; whose life was an inspiration; whose memory a benediction.” ~ Bessie Stanley

[published 11/30/1905 in the Lincoln (Kansas) Sentinel – an adaptation of this is often attributed to Ralph Waldo Emerson, though nothing like it has been found in his writings.]


 

IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN, KIDS COMMENTS ALWAYS BRING A LAUGH

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