I’M THANKFUL


I'M THANKFUL

 


I’M THANKFUL


I’M THANKFUL
FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,


I AM THANKFUL 
FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.


I AM THANKFUL FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING


I AM THANKFUL
FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.


I AM THANKFUL FOR THE TAXES I PAY


I AM THANKFUL
FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED.


I AM THANKFUL
FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.


I AM THANKFUL FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG


I AM THANKFUL
FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.


I AM THANKFUL I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE


I AM THANKFUL
FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE


I AM THANKFUL BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME


I AM THANKFUL
FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME


I AM THANKFUL for Freedom of Speech


I AM THANKFUL
FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.


I AM THANKFUL BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.


I AM THANKFUL
FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.


I AM THANKFUL FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.


I AM THANKFUL
FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM WARM.


I AM THANKFUL BECAUSE I CAN HEAR.


I AM THANKFUL
FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.


I AM THANKFUL BECAUSE I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.


I AM THANKFUL
FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.


I AM THANKFUL FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES


I AM THANKFUL
FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.


I AM THANKFUL FOR TOO MUCH SOCIAL MEDIA, TOO MANY MESSAGES & E-MAILS BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS!!


I AM THANKFUL
FOR TOO MUCH SOCIAL MEDIA, TOO MANY MESSAGES & E-MAILS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.


AND FINALLY, I AM THANKFUL
FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.


Live well, Laugh often,
& Love with all of your heart!


Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!


Author: Unknown (& edited by Richard Bejah)


 

Thought for TODAY   Thought for TODAY:~ “Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.”

~ Douglas Adams 1952-2001, Writer and Dramatist


Have an awesome day…!!



 

Quote:

 “I’m thankful for all the things that this job has given me and my family. But probably the thing that I am most proud of throughout my career is that, not only myself, but my family and the people around me have just been regular people, which we are.” 
 ~ Brett Favre
 
 
 
  

 

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