HEALTH MESSAGE



HEALTH MESSAGE


HEALTH MESSAGE



As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realised that I don’t really give a rat’s **se.


My  HEALTH MESSAGE 


It’s the tortoise life for me!


1.  If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.


2.  A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.


3.  A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.


RABBIT


4.  A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.


And you tell me to exercise??  I don’t think so.


I’m retired.  Go around me!


HEALTH MESSAGE


Author: Unknown (& edited by Richard Bejah)


 

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 Joke:


A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.  


Wife: ‘What are you doing dear?’ 


Husband: ‘Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females’


Wife: ‘How on earth do you know which gender they were?’


Husband: ‘Easy – 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone’  


Author ~ Unknown   


Quote:

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” 
Mark Twain

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” ~ Mark Twain

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