GOING POSTAL…


GOING POSTAL…

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to with no actual address. He he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:-

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.

Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no to turn to, and are my only hope. Can please help me?

Sincerely, Edna

Postal workers with letters

 


The postal worker was touched. She showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time she made the rounds, she had collected $96, which they put into an and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read:-

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those bastards at the post office!

Sincerely, Edna

 Author: Unknown  


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Daily Joke :-

“A minister asked a little how to get to the Post Office. After the little told him, the minister said, Why don’t you come to church tonight? I’m instructions on how to get to heaven. After thinking a minute, the replied,  I don’t think so. You don’t even know how to get to the Post Office.”

~ Unknown


 
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”  ~Johnny Carson (American TV Host 1925-2005)