Classic Insights: I love first graders


Classic Insights: I love first graders


Today’s Humor…
1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders 

 

Their insight may surprise you. 

While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 

1.  Don’t change horses  until they stop running. 

2.  Strike while the  bug is close. 

3.  It’s always darkest before  Daylight Saving Time. 

4.  Never underestimate the power of  termites.. 

5.  You can lead a horse to water but  How? 

6.  Don’t bite the hand that  looks dirty.

7.  No news is  impossible 

8.  A miss is as good as a  Mr. 

9.  You can’t teach an old dog new  Math

10.  If you lie down with dogs, you’ll  stink in the morning. 

11.  Love all, trust  Me. 

12.  The pen is mightier than the  pigs. 

13.  An idle mind is  the best way to relax. 

14.  Where there’s smoke there’s  pollution. 

15.  Happy the bride who  gets all the presents. 

16.  A penny saved is  not much.. 

17.  Two’s company, three’s  the Musketeers.

18.  Don’t put off till tomorrow what  you put on to go to bed.

19.  Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose. 

20.  There are none so blind as  Stevie Wonder. 

21.  Children should be seen and not  spanked or grounded. 

22.  If at first you don’t succeed  get new batteries. 

23.  You get out of something only what you  See in the picture on the box 

24.  When the blind lead the blind  get out of the way. 

25.  A bird in the hand  is going to poop on you.



And the WINNER and last one! 

  

26.  Better late than  Pregnant!!!

Pregnant lady with onlookers

JOKE:- SOUTH AUCKLAND VASECTOMY

An Auckland couple had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed.”

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision — why, after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in New Zealand was Chinese, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Chinese baby because neither of them could speak the language!

 


Quote:

Here is one of the greatest questions you will ever ask and answer:“What one skill, if I developed and did it in an excellent fashion, would have the greatest positive impact on my career?”  ~Brian Tracy          
 
 
Good question – just CHANGE the LAST WORD to “LIFE”!

 

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