A Stunning Senior Moment

  A Stunning Senior Moment   A self-important college freshmen walking along the beach took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.  ”You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one”, the student said loud enough for others to hear. The GEN Y & Z  grew up with:- colour television, CABLE TV, APPLE TV>>>

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN / WOMAN HAPPY

HOW TO MAKE A MAN / WOMAN HAPPY   HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don’t bother him with his movements So what’s so hard about that?   “He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe it, because he judged by himself and he could only love beautiful mysterious exceptional>>>

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Fascinating TOMBSTONE quotes

Fascinating TOMBSTONE quotes Sir John Strange; Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. — Tombstone in England I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours. — Vermont As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the lives Of folks like you. — Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde) Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No>>>

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THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!

THE SPOILED UNDER 30 CROWD !!! If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning       … Uphill… barefoot. BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, There was no>>>

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“Your secret about you” & 7%

  “Your secret about you”    7%  A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, ‘Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.’ The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot>>>

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Classic Insights: I love first graders

Classic Insights: I love first graders Today’s Humor… 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders    Their insight may surprise you.  While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one>>>

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Laughing your way to good health and fitness

  Laughing your way to good health and fitness Laughing your way to good health and fitness.  It’s said that children laugh on average 30 times per day but by the time we’ve reached adulthood we’ve reduced our giggles to only three per day… if we’re lucky!  So what, you might say, what’s there to laugh at?  Well, it’s not just a case of what is there to laugh at, but what happens when we forget to laugh…>>>

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THE OLDER CROWD

  THE OLDER CROWD   A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor’s office. ‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know, ‘that the medication You prescribed has to be taken For the rest of my life?’ ‘Yes, I’m afraid so,’ the doctor told her. There was a moment of  silence Before the senior lady replied, ‘I’m wondering, then, Just how serious is my condition Because this  prescription is marked ‘NO REPEATS’. *********************** An older gentleman was On the>>>

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SCARY ~ CNN News photographer

SCARY ~ CNN News photographer His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, ‘Let’s go’. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into>>>

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Perspective

  Perspective  Perspective ….One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, ‘How was the trip?’ ‘It was great, Dad.’ ‘Did you see how poor>>>

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