A Stunning Senior Moment

  A Stunning Senior Moment   A self-important college freshmen walking along the beach took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.  ”You grew up in a different world, actually an almost>>>

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN / WOMAN HAPPY

HOW TO MAKE A MAN / WOMAN HAPPY   HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don’t bother him with his movements So what’s so hard about that?   “He had heard that>>>

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“Your secret about you” & 7%

  “Your secret about you”    7%  A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, ‘Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.’ The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the>>>

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Classic Insights: I love first graders

Classic Insights: I love first graders Today’s Humor… 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were>>>

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Laughing your way to good health and fitness

  Laughing your way to good health and fitness Laughing your way to good health and fitness.  It’s said that children laugh on average 30 times per day but by the time we’ve reached adulthood we’ve reduced our giggles to only three per day… if we’re lucky!  So what, you might say,>>>

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THE OLDER CROWD

  THE OLDER CROWD   A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor’s office. ‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know, ‘that the medication You prescribed has to be taken For the rest of my life?’ ‘Yes, I’m afraid so,’ the doctor told her. There was a moment of  silence Before the senior>>>

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SCARY ~ CNN News photographer

SCARY ~ CNN News photographer His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up>>>

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