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60 of Gods religious one-liners. Which ones do you like best?

60 of Gods religious one-liners. Which ones do you like best?

60 of Gods religious one-liners. Which ones do you like best?

1. “Be Fishers of Men…. You catch ’em, He’ll Clean ’em.” ~ Unknown


2. “A family altar can alter a family.” ~ Unknown


3. “A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.” ~ Mhalyn Campos Anonuevo


4. “Don’t put a question mark where God put a full stop.” ~ John R. Rice


5. “Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.” ~ Unknown


"Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church." ~ Unknown

 



6. “Exercise daily… Walk with the Lord!” ~ Unknown


7. “Forbidden fruits create many jams.” ~ Unknown


8. “Give God what’s right, not what’s left!” ~ Unknown


9. “Give satan an inch and he’ll be a ruler.” ~ Unknown


10. “God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.” ~ Max Lucado



"God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called." ~ Max Lucado


 


11. “God grades on the cross, not the curve.” ~ Adrian Rogers


12. “God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the …..spirit” over “religious nuts”!


13. “God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.” ~ Unknown



14. “Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!” ~ Unknown



15. “He who angers you, controls you!” ~ Elizabeth Kenny



"He who angers you, controls you!" ~ Elizabeth Kenny


16. “He who is good at making excuses, is seldom good for
anything else.” ~ Benjamin Franklin


17. “He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!” ~ Unknown



18. “Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps …..coming back.” ~ Unknown



19. “Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory ……capacity.” ~ Unknown



20. “Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive!” ~ Adrian Rogers



"Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive!" ~ Adrian Rogers


 


 

21. “Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.” ~ Joseph Joubert


22. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.” ~ Richard Cushing



23. “Pray” is a four-letter word that you can say anywhere.” ~ Unknown



24. “Prayer – Don’t give God instructions – just report for ……duty!” ~ Unknown



25. “The weather in hell never changes = Hell is always hot.  This Church is “Prayer Conditioned”!” ~ Unknown



"The weather in hell never changes = Hell is always hot.  This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!" ~ Unknown



26. “The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace ……of God will not protect you.” ~ Unknown


27. “To be almost saved is to be totally lost.” ~ Adrian Rogers


28. “WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!” ~ Unknown


29. “Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!” ~ Unknown



30. “We don’t change God’s message, the message changes ……us.” ~ Unknown



 

"We don't change the Gods message, the message changes ......us." ~ Unknown


31. “Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not ……saying it.” ~ Unknown


32. “Worry is the darkroom in which “negatives” are ……developed” ~ Wanda E. Brunstetter



33. “The work will wait while you look at the rainbow, but the rainbow won’t wait while you do the work.” ~ Unknown



34. “Man’s way leads to a hopeless end – God’s way leads to an endless hope.” ~ Unknown



35. “Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.” ~ Unknown



"Don’t let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case." ~ Unknown


36. “In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma – but never let him be the period.” ~ Unknown


37. “Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a facelift.” ~ Unknown


38. “God doesn’t want shares of your life – He wants a controlling interest.” ~ Unknown



39. “When God ordains, He sustains.” ~ Unknown



40. “Coincidences happen when God chooses to remain anonymous.” ~ Albert Einstein



"Coincidences happen when God chooses to remain anonymous." ~ Albert Einstein


41. “A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.” ~ English Proverb



42. “Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.” ~ Unknown



43. “Deciding not to choose Jesus is still making a choice.” ~ Unknown



44. “Read the Bible – It will scare the hell out of you.” ~ Unknown



45. “Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.” ~ Suzanne Woods Fisher



"Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever." ~ Suzanne Woods Fisher


46. “Peace starts with a smile.” ~ Mother Teresa


47. “If God is your co-pilot – swap seats.” ~ James W. Moore



48. “We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.” ~ Unknown



49. “Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.” ~  Sergio Aragonés


50. “When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.” ~ Unknown


 

"When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there." ~ Unknown


51. “People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.” ~ Debbie Macomber


52. “You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him/her.” ~ Unknown


53. “The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson


54. “The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.” ~ Unknown


55. “Even God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until his last days, why should you and I?” ~ Dale Carnegie


"Even God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until his last days, why should you and I?" ~ Dale Carnegie


56. “If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.” ~ Unknown


57. “Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.” ~ Unknown


58. “I don’t know why some people change churches; What difference does it make which one you stay home from?” ~ Unknown


59. “For the ways of man are before the eyes of the Lord, And He ponders all of his paths.” ~Proverbs 5:21


60. “The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:  1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.” ~ Unknown


 

"The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:  1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given." ~ Unknown

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