HOW TO MAKE A MAN / WOMAN HAPPY
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don’t bother him with his movements
So what’s so hard about that?
Quote:
“He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe it, because he judged by himself and he could only love beautiful mysterious exceptional women.” ~ Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It’s really not too difficult but… To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef
8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist
14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father
23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent
30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent
37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes
Quote:
“The allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras holds out to sailors: they are enormously dangerous and hence enormously fascinating”
~ Henry Louis Mencken