A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

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Q: How is dew formed?

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A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

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Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)

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A: Keep it in the cow.

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Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

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A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

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Q: What are steroids?

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A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

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Q: What happens to your body as you age?

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A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

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Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

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A: Premature death.

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Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (i.e. abdomen)

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A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

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Q: What is the fibula?

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A: A small lie.

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Q: What does ‘varicose’ mean?

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A: Nearby.

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Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarian Section”.

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A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

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Q: What does the word ‘benign’ mean?

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A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.