Daily Quote:-   "The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative and the second is disastrous."  ~Margaret Fontey Author

WALKING THE DOG



A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.

Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney
along the way. The flight attendant explained that
there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board
in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was
blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and
could tell the lady was blind because her seeing eye
dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before
because the pilot approached her, and calling her by
name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour.

Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:>>

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...

 
...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? 


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 
This one was read in the SGV Tribune recently. The Editorial Room was contacted and asked who wrote this headline.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.    

 

I just couldn't help but showing these to you too.
THEY ARE Too funny......!!   

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says   
No kidding, really? Ya think? 
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers   
Now that's taking things a bit far!   
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over   
What a guy!    
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  
See if that works any better than a fair trial!  
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War Dims Hope for Peace  
I can see where it might have that effect! 
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
Ya think?! 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures   
Who would have thought! 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide  
They may be on to something! 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges   
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?   
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge   
He probably IS the battery charge! 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group  
Weren't they fat enough?! 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  
That's what he gets for eating those beans!  
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks   
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half   
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!  
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors   
Boy, are they tall!   
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And the winner is....  

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead   
    
Did I read that right? 
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...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!







This Blog is to help in your life and lead to Success for you.
 
Richard Bejah  :0)