Don't mess with old people!!

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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George P. of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! )

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story.... maybe!! LOL)  BUT I LOVE IT.

- Don't mess with old people!!

 Don't mess with old people!!
 



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Posted by Richard Bejah at 8 Sep 2009, 9:00 PM
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  • 8 Sep 2009, 11:09 PM Libby Baker Sweiger wrote:
    Excellent article! Demonstrates how we need to be assertive in life at any age -- whether we are dealing with the police who tell us to WAIT while we are being burglarized! Or a physician who tells us to be patient because THEY don't feel our symptoms are severe enough. One needs to stick up for what we believe in about our own health and personal safety! Excellent reminder... Thanks Richard! Great article!
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    1. 9 Sep 2009, 9:33 PM Richard Bejah wrote:
      Libby,  Thanks for your words of wisdom.. I do appreciate your thoughts and are GLAD that you find value from the stories.
       
      I am Blessed to have such a friend  Richard :0)
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  • 9 Sep 2009, 10:48 AM Bahamabob wrote:
    I loved the "Don't mess with Old People" story. That is one for the archives!
    The Elephant paining is.. breathtaking. You can hear people drawing breath literally. Thanks for this. Bob
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    1. 9 Sep 2009, 9:38 PM Richard Bejah wrote:
      Yes I really was taken aback by the Elephant story myself.... I waited only and hour or two before I organised the Blog posting I was so enthusiastic to get the story out to the world. It is great to hear comments such as yours. This gives me encouragement and motivation to maintain the quality of the stories and presentation of them.  Many Blessings to you Richard :0)
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