Who's the Boss?

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Daily Quote:-    

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."~ Patrick Murray

 




How many do you recognise?
The song is 'M.A.D' by Hadouken

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Longer Daily Quote:-

Bitter are the tears of a child: Sweeten them.
Deep are the thoughts of a child: Quiet them.
Sharp is the grief of a child: Take it from him.
Soft is the heart of a child: Do not harden it.  ~ Pamela Glenconner




WHO’S THE BOSS?

 
  
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge


 'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

 
'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
 
 
'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,' Because I process food and give all of you energy.'
 
 
 'I should be in charge,' said the legs , 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
 
 
 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'Because I allow the body to see where it goes


 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum , 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

 
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.


Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic .


They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.


 
The Moral of the story?

YOU DON’T NEED BRAINS TO BE A BOSS
ANY ASSHOLE WOULD DO!



 This Blog is to help in your life and lead to Success for you.
 
Richard Bejah  :0)

 
@RichardBejah

"If we all did the things we are capable of doing,
we would literally astound ourselves."
~ Thomas A. Edison

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Posted by Richard Bejah at 11 Jun 2009, 12:57 AM
Categories: Daily Quote, Health, All Blogs List, Fun
Tags: 'M.A.D' Hadouken Patrick YouTube Murray Blog All Blogs Pamela Personal Development towards Financial Success Glenconner Daily Quote 100 Greatest hits of You Tube in 4 minutes Blogs Health 100 Greatest hits MAD
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