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Daily Quote:- "Life is short, break the rules, forgive sooner, love with true love, laugh without control and always keep smiling. Maybe life is not the party that we were expecting, but in the mean time, we're here and we can still dance....."
Growing old is not for whimps ~Jock Smith & Bette Davis
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Take a 1 minute break.Daily Quote:- "We cannot live for ourselves alone. Our lives are connected by a thousand invisible threads, and along these sympathetic fibers, our actions run as causes and return to us as results." ~ Herman Melville
Packing Your Parachute
Author Unknown
Charles Plumb was a US Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the ordeal and now lectures on lessons learned from that experience!
One day, when Plumb and his wife were sitting in a restaurant, a man at another table came up and said, "You're Plumb! You flew jet fighters in Vietnam from the aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk . You were shot down!" "How in the world did you know that?" asked Plumb. "I packed your parachute," the man replied. Plumb gasped in surprise and gratitude. The man pumped his hand and said, "I guess it worked!" Plumb assured him, "It sure did.
If your chute hadn't worked, I wouldn't be here today." 
Plumb couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man. Plumb says, "I kept wondering what he had looked like in a Navy uniform: a white hat; a bib in the back; and bell-bottom trousers.
I wonder how many times I might have seen him and not even said 'Good morning, how are you?' or anything because, you see, I was a fighter pilot and he was just a sailor."
Plumb thought of the many hours the sailor had spent at a long wooden table in the bowels of the ship, carefully weaving the shrouds and folding the silks of each chute, holding in his hands each time the fate of someone he didn't know. 
Now, Plumb asks his audience, "Who's packing your parachute?"
Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day. He also points out that he needed many kinds of parachutes when his plane was shot down over enemy territory -- he needed his physical parachute, his mental parachute, his emotional parachute, and his spiritual parachute. He called on all these supports before reaching safety.
Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important. We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.
As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize people who pack your parachutes. 
I have posted this as my way of thanking you for your part in packing my parachute. And I hope you will pass it on to those who have helped pack yours!
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word. Maybe this could explain it: When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do -- you forward jokes.
And to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get? A forwarded joke.
So my friend, know that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile, just helping you pack your parachute.......
Stay positive and keep smiling..... Richard :0)
Want to know a bit more about Charlie Plumb.
Captain Charlie Plumb graduated from the Naval Academy at Annapolis and went on to fly the F-4 Phantom jet on 74 successful combat missions over North Vietnam. On his 75th mission, with only five days before he was to return home, Plumb was shot down, captured, tortured, and imprisoned in an 8 foot x 8 foot cell. He spent the next 2,103 days as a Prisoner Of War in communist prison camps.
During his nearly six years of captivity, Charlie Plumb distinguished himself among his fellow prisoners as a professional in underground communications, and served for two of those years as the Chaplain in his camp.

Since his return home, more than 4,000 audiences in nearly every industry have been spellbound as Captain Charlie Plumb draws parallels between his P.O.W. experience and the challenges of everyday life. He has shared his message to an even wider public through appearances on Good Morning America, Nightline, Larry King Live, and The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer.
One of the most sought-after achievement speakers of his time, Charlie Plumbs presentations are as he is, sincere, straightforward, humorous, and tailored to motivate each specific audience he encounters. His insights on how to cope with the difficulties as well as the opportunities in life have a positive impact on those who hear his message, those who read his books, and those who come to know him as a friend.
Captain Plumb's Military honors include two Purple Hearts, the Legion of Merit, the Silver Star, the Bronze Star and the P.O.W. Medal.
To learn more about Captain J. Charles Plumb, the professional speaker and the man, please delve further into the information included on this website.
For more information, feel free to contact his office at any time: 818 591-7007.
3700 Senda Calma - Calabasas, CA - 91302
Original Book Excerpt
INSIGHTS INTO EXCELLENCE
Packing Parachutes - Excerpt from Chapter 16
By Charlie Plumb
Recently, I was sitting in a restaurant in Kansas City. A man about two tables away kept looking at me. I didn't recognize him. A few minutes into our meal he stood up and walked over to my table, looked down at me, pointed his finger in my face and said, "You're Captain Plumb."
I looked up and I said, "Yes sir, I'm Captain Plumb."
He said, "You flew jet fighters in Vietnam. You were on the aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk. You were shot down. You parachuted into enemy hands and spent six years as a prisoner of war."
I said, "How in the world did you know all that?"
He replied, "Because, I packed your parachute."
I was speechless. I staggered to my feet and held out a very grateful hand of thanks. This guy came up with just the proper words. He grabbed my hand, he pumped my arm and said, "I guess it worked."
"Yes sir, indeed it did", I said, "and I must tell you I've said a lot of prayers of thanks for your nimble fingers, but I never thought I'd have the opportunity to express my gratitude in person."
He said, "Were all the panels there?"
"Well sir, I must shoot straight with you," I said, "of the eighteen panels that were supposed to be in that parachute, I had fifteen good ones. Three were torn, but it wasn't your fault, it was mine. I jumped out of that jet fighter at a high rate of speed, close to the ground. That's what tore the panels in the chute. It wasn't the way you packed it."
"Let me ask you a question," I said, "do you keep track of all the parachutes you pack?"
"No" he responded, "it's enough gratification for me just to know that I've served."
I didn't get much sleep that night. I kept thinking about that man. I kept wondering what he might have looked like in a Navy uniform - a Dixie cup hat, a bib in the back and bell bottom trousers. I wondered how many times I might have passed him on board the Kitty Hawk. I wondered how many times I might have seen him and not even said "good morning", "how are you", or anything because, you see, I was a fighter pilot and he was just a sailor. How many hours did he spend on that long wooden table in the bowels of that ship weaving the shrouds and folding the silks of those chutes? I could have cared less...until one day my parachute came along and he packed it for me.
So the philosophical question here is this: How's your parachute packing coming along? Who looks to you for strength in times of need? And perhaps, more importantly, who are the special people in your life who provide you the encouragement you need when the chips are down? Perhaps it's time right now to give those people a call and thank them for packing your chute.
Source:-
http://www.charlieplumb.com/
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http://richardbejah.com/2010/01/17/little-harry.aspx
"If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves." ~ Thomas A. Edison 
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Take a 1 minute break.Daily Quote:- "Our attitudes control our lives. Attitudes are a secret power working 24 hours a day for good or bad. It is of paramount importance that we know how to harness and control this great force." ~ Tom Blandi
Attitude … and “The Power of One"
Getting the best from yourself and others all starts with ONE:
One thought … One word … One action.
“One” is the first note in orchestrating the personal attitude that shapes and directs your life – and impacts the members of your team. Contrary to the lyrics from a classic rock song, one is not the loneliest number.
It’s the most important one!
Your thoughts, words, and actions are like individual notes that work in concert to create the power of one person – YOU – to make a difference. 
You can harness your “power of one”
if you simply:
• Catch one negative thought and turn it into a positive one;
• Think of one thing for which you are grateful at the beginning of each day;
• Say one “Fantastic!” when a friend or team member asks how you are doing;
• Assume the best in one upcoming situation;
• Keep on moving one more time when you experience adversity;
• Help one friend or colleague in a time of need – and take pride in it.
Many people used to feel that one vote in an election couldn’t really make a difference.
Well, recent political elections that have been decided by razor thin margins have proven them wrong.
A single act can make a difference … it can create a ripple effect felt many miles and people away.
So, ask yourself:
What’s one thing I can do today that will make a positive difference in my attitude?
Then DO IT!
Repeat that process every day and your life will improve – and so will the lives of the people you lead.
Attitudes are truly powerful … and they’re contagious!
Pass it on (to more than ONE other person)!
Author ~ Unknown

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Daily Quote:- "No matter how grouchy you're feeling, You'll find the smile more or less healing. It grows in a wreath All around the front teeth - Thus preserving the face from congealing." ~Anthony Euwer
Things Got Ya Down?
Well Then, Consider These . . ...
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. 
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are Ya OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. What goes around comes around!
There now, Feeling Better?
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"If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves." ~ Thomas A. Edison

Twitter Acronym's & useful information 
Twitter is the hottest service that is taking the internet world by storm.
Millions of users ranging from common man to celebrities to presidents are using twitter and for many users this service has become as essential as a mobile phone.
As this service is so popular there is lot of buzz that we come across through blog posts, friends, celebrity talks and etc.
This buzz contains lot of words that are confusing and tough to understand for many users.
If you are one among the confused user who is interested to understand the commonly used twitter words then you have come to the right place.
The information contained has been compiled by Richard Bejah from various sources.
Latest Additions
30/09/2009
Tweepetry - A poem of 140 characters sent as a tweet FR: 4urworld.com
Twitlaxing - a TwitterSpa moment take deep breaths think of lovely music & drift away while tweeting
Twitlaxing - relaxing while twittering
Twitlag - happens after long travels on twitter /especially after
Twantidote - for twitlag! probably works for a twangover too!
: D is a big grin or a smile
; ) is a wink
: ) is a grin with no teeth
: P sticking tongue out
:0) :0) Richard's Trademark!
Twitter is an Acronym
After months of examining my own twitter use as well as the ways all my twitter friends use it,
I've determined that by far the most common subject matter among the tweets I see is people bitching about their bad travel experiences.
Therefore, I've decided that TWITTER is really an acronym that stands for:
"Travel Woes In Tiny Text Endlessly Reported".
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4 |
For / Four |
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1 |
One / Won |
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2 |
To / too / two |
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b/c |
Because |
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BFN |
Bye for now |
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blieve |
Believe |
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BR |
Best Regards |
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bst |
Best |
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BTW |
By The Way |
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c |
See |
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clk |
Click |
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da |
The |
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deets |
Details |
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DM |
Direct Message...... A private message within Twitter |
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fab |
Fabulous |
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fav |
Favourite / Favorite |
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frnd |
Friend |
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FTL |
For The Loss......An expression of dismay |
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FTW |
For The Win..... An expression of recommendation |
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FYI |
For your information |
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gr8 / Gr8 |
Great |
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IMHO |
In my humble opinion..... as opposed to a factual opinion |
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Itz |
It is |
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J/K JK |
Just Kidding .....could follow a sarcastic remark |
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JSYK |
Just So You Know .....for your information |
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JV |
Joint Venture..... A collaborative enterprise |
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k |
Okay / Fine |
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l8 /L8 |
Late |
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LMAO |
Laugh My Ass Of .....Something Very funny |
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LOL |
Laugh OUT .....Loud expression of laughter / joy |
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mil |
Million.. Large number or exact representation for the number million |
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njoy |
Enjoy Pleasure |
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OH |
Overheard .....A quotation of someone else's remarks |
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pple |
People |
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PRT |
Partial Retweet .....An Edited Retweet |
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RT |
Retweet .....Same as Forward in e-mail |
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TIA |
Thanks in advance ..... An expression of gratitude |
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TTYL |
Talk to you Later |
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TTYS |
Talk to you soon |
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TU |
Thank You / Thanks |
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u |
You |
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ur / Ur |
Your |
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w |
With |
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w/e |
Weekend .....Which is Sat & Sun |
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WTH |
What The Heck .....Amazement |
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YVW |
Your VERY Welcome .....Expression of kind regards |
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YW |
Your Welcome .....Expression of regards |
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#topic: |
AKA “# hashtag”this is a way to group tweets by keyword It is particularly useful for events & groups |
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#word |
Used to "tag" a tweet for tracking topics or events Follow @hashtags to make sure your tags get aggregated |
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*rtwty |
Is a request to have your tweet retweeted over & over |
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@ |
Reply to |
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@address |
Location |
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@name |
@name |
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@name |
Addresses a tweet to a specific user or mentions them |
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@username |
For companies one of the most useful things about Twitter is that it lets you exchange public messages with individual users |
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@username: |
A form of conversation on Twitter @username either directs a Tweet to someone or indicates a reply to a Tweet that person |
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<3 |
Love / happines expression of love or happiness |
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<3 |
Love / happines |
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<3 |
Text version of a heart expressing love or happiness Also sometimes "<Three" |
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140ism |
A miscommunication in 140 characters or fewer Often when 140 characters were not enough |
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30 Boxes |
Tool .....Has tight Twitter integration After adding Twitter to your Web Stuff you can view twitters from you & friends & you can post directly to Twitter |
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4u |
For You |
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4ward |
Forward |
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Aalcotwittic |
Twitter Addiction |
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ab or abt |
About |
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Actwivist |
One who uses a Twitter message to advocate or oppose a political social or environmental cause Also: Actwivism |
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AFAIK |
As far as I know .....IS a personal take on a fact |
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AFAIK |
As far as I know |
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At reply or “@reply” |
A tweet that is directed to a fellow Twitter user Can be a statement or question |
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Attwacker |
Someone that verbally assaults someone on Twitter AKAa Twamer one who flames someone |
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Attwaction |
A crush intellectual or physical on a fellow twitterer |
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Atwention |
A condition of readiness or availability through direct communication on Twitter |
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B |
Be |
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b/c |
Because |
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b4 |
Before |
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BackTwound |
A custom Twitter Background for business or personal use |
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Bacontwits |
A Twitter message involving everyone's favorite cut of meat bacon |
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BFN |
Bye For Now |
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bgd |
Background |
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Bigger Twitter |
Tool .....A service similar to Twitzer which allows you to post longer messages although works by placing a link in the Tweet |
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BigTweet |
Tool .....BigTweet installs as a bookmark let to your browser & allows you to post to Twitter from any web page Insert special Unicode characters & shorten URLs |
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whitebird |
Mobile Tool .....A Twitter client for whiteBerry Smartphone's |
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blieve |
Believe |
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Blogo |
Mac Tool .....A weblog editor which is also a full-featured Twitter client integrated with Twitpic tiny URL tweetburner & Pingfm |
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BLT |
Linux Tool .....Pearl script that lets you see what your friends are doing right from the Terminal |
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BR |
Best Regards |
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bst |
Best |
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bt |
About |
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BTW |
By the way |
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c |
See |
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Celebritweet |
A celebrity who uses Twitter |
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CelebrityTweet |
Tool .....Stalk or follow celebrities on Twitter as they tweet in real-time |
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CheckYesOrNoinfo |
Tool .....Create simple yes or no polls & use the 'send to twitter' feature to easily share with your Twitter buddies It's like those notes you used to get from girls back in junior high |
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Chirpes |
A Canarial Disease for which there is no known Tweetment |
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Chirpologist |
A subspecialty of Featherology dealing specifically with the diagnosis care & tweetment of Chirpes |
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Chirpology |
The study of Chirpes |
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Chirrup |
Windows Tool .....Twitter client with extensive Japanese language support |
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chk |
Check |
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cld |
Could |
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clk |
Click |
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Commutee |
A tweeting commuter on public transport |
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Cotag |
Signature of one user in a multi-user-account like ^BS at the end of a tweet |
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Cullect |
Tool .....Collaborative feed reader optimized for Twittersign in with your Twitter id post to Twitter Cullect also auto-expands shortened urls More info at @cullect • |
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Cybertweet |
Twitter-based mutual masturbation with someone you wouldn't speak to in real life |
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Cybertwernity |
A Tweet that stays on the web for eternity |
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Cybertwernity |
A spaced out tweet |
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Cybertwernity |
Where a Twitterer will spend his/her days… |
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Cybertwernity |
The time it takes to get a reply on Twitter from some Twits! |
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da |
The |
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Daily Twos |
A tweet by an editor or reader of Daily Koscoma popular progressive blog, |
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deets |
Details |
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DejaTweet |
The overwhelming feeling that you just saw that same tweet from that same person20 minutes ago |
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DIAF |
Short for Die In A Fire presumably because there is an extra toasty spot reserved for them where they're going |
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DM |
Direct Message |
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DM Direct Message |
All the Twitter message are visible to your followers by default In case if you want to communicate with someone personally then you DM them |
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Drunktwittering |
Similar to drunk dialing |
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Dweet |
A tweet made perhaps regrettably while under the influence of alcohol |
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Dweet |
Tweet sent while drunk |
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Dwigger |
Tool .....Threaded conversations & voting for Twitter |
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Egotwistical |
Tending to talk excessively about oneself on Twitter |
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EM |
Email |
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EMA |
Email address |
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Escaped Twitter Jail |
You have gone back into normal life for a while. |
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ExactoTweet |
A tweet that is exactly 140 characters |
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F2F |
Face to Face |
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F2F |
Face to Face .....An actual conversation |
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F2F |
Face to Face .....As in meeting someone in person |
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fab |
Fabulous |
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Failwhale |
The whale held up by birds & string that shows that Twitter has crashed In danger of extinction but still seen from time to time |
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Fatal attwaction |
The condition afflicting a person who is stalking other Twitter users |
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fav |
Favourite |
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fav/fave |
Favorite |
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Favorite: |
A “bookmarked” tweet Consider Ur “favorites” as a reflection of you ”brand me” If you’re a business or a person sprinkle Twitter kudos in those favorites with the operative word being sprinkle! |
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FB |
Facebook |
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Featherette |
An underage Twitterer |
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Featherlicious |
A delicious Tweet |
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Featherlicious |
Used in its musical form as sung to the tune of "Fergalicious" such as "She's Featherlicious" |
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Featherologist |
A physician specializing in the diagnosis care & tweetment of Twitter related diseases |
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Featherology |
The study of Twitter related diseases such as Nest Ass & Chirpes |
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Featheropolis |
Urban Twitter city |
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Feedalizr |
A free desktop application that allows you to view rate & comment on what your friends are sharing online Tweet upload pics |
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FFS |
For F**k's Sake To let someone know how fed up you are "FFS don't use Twitter when you are a bot" |
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fitURL |
Tool .....Fit URL creates short URLs just like tiny URL accept it fights spam by checking for spam URLs which makes it much more reliable |
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Flitter |
Tweeting while in flight |
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Flotzam |
Windows Tool A Mash Up of Twitter Flickr Facebook & blogs completely configurable |
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Fly-Bye |
Signing off of Twitter |
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FML |
F**k My Life An expression of exasperation "Company just blocked Twitter on work computers FML" |
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Follow |
Action Choosing to sign up to receive someone's Tweets |
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Follow+UserName |
Action The instruction to keep up with a user's flow of Twitter messages |
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Follower: |
Someone who sees your tweets in their Tweet Stream Following is generally not a reciprocal arrangement like it is with Facebook or LinkedIn |
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Followers |
Term People who follow your updates |
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Followership |
The collective group of Twitter users following a given Twitterer |
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FollowFriday |
A tag used on Twitter as a way to tell your followers about other Twitterers that are worth following knowledgeable people that they should follow |
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Follow Locals |
A tag used on Twitter as a way to tell your LOCAL followers about other LOCAL Twitterers that are worth following |
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Followorthy |
A Twitter user who is worthy of being followed |
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Followspam |
The practice of following another Twitter account usually to prompt a reciprocal follow in order to boost follow counter to encourage the followee to explore the profile of the follower |
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FoodFeed |
Tool .....Twitter-based food log Track what you eat by prefixing a message with @having or direct messaging having |
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FreeTweets |
Tool .....Cool collections of hottest Twitter Backgrounds |
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Friendapalooza |
A scheduled burst of friend-adding on Twitter & other social networks |
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FriendFeed |
One of the alternatives to Twitter that's gained traction as twoutages have increased |
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Friendfeed – |
Tool .....Puts all of our RSS content onto one page making it easy to see from one glance rather than going to different properties |
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Friendorfollow |
Tool .....Find out who you're following that's not following you back & who's following you that you're not following back |
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Friendscraping |
The act of friending all of a friend's friends either manually or via a bot Example: "Dude found her by friendscraping" |
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frnd |
Friend |
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FTL |
For The Loss |
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FTL |
For The Loss .....Complaint or disapproval |
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FTW |
For The Win |
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FTW |
For The Win .....Enthusiasm or recommendation |
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FuelFrog |
Tool .....Use Twitter to keep a log of your fuel & mileage Compare your mileage with others in your area or with the same car |
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fwd |
Forward |
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FYI |
For YOUR Information |
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g Twitter |
Linux Tool .....GTK+ based app inspired by Twitterrific |
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GAC |
Get a clue |
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GAFC |
Get a f**king clue |
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Geo Twitter |
Tracks the geographical location of the most recent Tweets |
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Get+UserName |
A command that retrieves the most recent updated Tweet from that user |
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GetTweet |
Acquire Twitter modifications & add-ons |
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Google Snackr |
Tool .....Snackr is an RSS ticker that pulls random items from your feeds & scrolls them across your desktop When you see a title that looks interesting you can click on it to pop up the item in a window |
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Got out of Twitter Jail |
You have gone back into normal life for a while. |
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gr8 |
Great |
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Green Tweets |
Tool Tracks tweets about green & environmental topics based on semantic natural language analysis rather than keyword |
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Hash Tag # |
The “#” sign which allows Twitters users to group their tweet with a particular event or conversation |
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Hashtag |
Hashtags are a community-driven convention for adding additional context & metadata to your tweets They're like tags or categories only added inline to your post |
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Hexeet |
\'hehks-'eet\when one sends a tweet in Hex code |
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HT |
Hat-Tip |
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HT |
Hat-Tip to give credit |
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IC |
I see |
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ICYMI |
In Case You Missed It Often used when someone reposts a tweet that they already posted in the past |
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Illtwitterate |
The uninitiated Those who "don't get it" |
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iltwitterate |
Not understanding Twitter |
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IM |
Instant message |
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IMHO |
In my humble opinion |
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IMHO |
In My Honest Opinion IMHO usually indicates that ‘This is an op-ed tweet not a factual assertion |
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IMO |
In My Opinion |
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IRL |
In Real Life |
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IRL |
In Real Life .....out there in the real world |
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IRL |
For....In REAL life |
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iTweet – |
Mobile Tool A mobile Twitter site designed for the iPhone |
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iTwit |
Mobile Tool .....Mobile version of Twitter made for the iPhone |
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Itz |
It is |
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j Twitter – |
Mobile Tool .....View time line center updates & more all on your mobile phone |
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J/K |
Just kidding Often added at the end of a snarky tweet |
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Jack Dorsey |
Person Widely acknowledged as the inventor of Twitter |
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Jaiku |
Tool .....A competitor of Twitter currently owned by Google |
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Jargong |
Mobile Tool .....Browse Flickr do some social networking but most importantly check & publish tweets |
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JK or j/k |
Just kidding |
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JSYK |
Just So You Know |
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JV |
Joint Venture |
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k |
Okay |
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kewl |
Cool |
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KipFolio Widget |
Windows Tool .....Simple Twitter widget for KipFolio |
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kk |
Cool |
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kk |
Cool / Wonderful |
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l8 |
Late |
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L8 |
Late |
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L8er |
Later |
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LiveTwitting |
Tool .....Use LiveTwitting for your next conference event or meeting instead of live blogging Simple commands to turn recording on & off all through Twitter |
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LMAO |
Laughing My Ass Off |
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LMK |
Let me know |
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LMK |
Let me know request a reply |
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lmk |
Let me know |
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LOL |
Laugh out Loud |
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LOL |
Usually known to people as Laugh Out Loud "LOL you don't know the meaning of LOL?" |
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LOL |
Laughing out loud |
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Loud Twitter |
Tool .....Automatically transfer your Tweets directly to your blog |
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Mad Twitter |
Windows Tool .....A reincarnation of Twitterrific except on Windows |
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Mashup |
A mix-up of services from two or more websites presented on a alternate website |
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meatup |
A gathering meet up to eat steak |
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METROflock |
A group of those who follow a municipally significant Tweetpresentative |
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METROroost |
A subscription or frequently loaded page of municipally significant aggregated METRO tweets |
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METRO tweet |
A tweet by some persons or some software service nested within some municipally significant geographic locale |
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Micro-blog |
Term A tiny way to blog Twitter only allows 140 characters & classified as a micro-blog |
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mil |
Million |
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Miss# or Mr# |
A way of referring to kids "Miss3 3-year-old daughter" |
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Mistweet |
A tweet one later regrets |
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Mistweet |
A message or 'Tweet' that was sent in error or one later regrets |
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Moni Twitter |
Tool Receive important updates about your site via Twitter |
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MRT |
Modified ReTweet: Use when you have to edit the original tweet for grammer spelling or space for your comments |
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Naked twits |
A twitterer's unprotected updates |
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Narcissitwit |
A Variation: Narcitwit Someone in love with the sound of their own tweets |
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Nest Ass |
The shape of your butt from sitting at the computer Twittering all day |
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Nesticillin |
The only known cure for Chirpes |
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Nestmakkah |
The Twitter version of Hannukkah |
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Nestmas |
The Twitter version of Christmas |
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Nestography |
The topography of your Nest Ass |
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Nestologist |
A subspecialty of the Featherlogy profession dealing specifically with the diagnosis care & treatment of Nest Ass |
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NFW |
"No F**king Way |
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njoy |
Enjoy |
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NSFW |
Not Safe For Work usually a warning about an adult oriented link that is in a Tweet |
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NTS |
Note TO Self |
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Nudge+UserName |
A Twitter command used to remind a Friend to update their Twitter status |
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Obvious |
Company The American company based in California that created Twitter |
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OH |
Overheard |
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OH: |
Overheard |
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OMG |
Oh my Gosh |
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OMG |
Oh my Gosh disbelief |
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OMG |
Oh my god/gosh |
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Omnipotwit |
An all knowing all powerful deity on Twitter |
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peeps |
People |
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peeps /ppl |
People |
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picobuzz |
Tool ....Shows popular buzz words from the public timeline & who's sayin' them! |
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Ping Twitter |
Tool .....Ping your Twitter account from your blog so it auto updates when you make a new blog post |
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Pleshette-ed |
Pecked to death as by Suzanne Pleshette in "The Birds" by replies on Twitter |
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PLN |
Seen in educational Tweets Means Professional Learning Network or Personal Learning Network |
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plz |
Please |
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plz |
Please asking nicely |
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pockettweets |
Mobile Tool .....A Web-based Twitter client for the Apple iPhone |
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Politweets |
Tool .....A Tool for tracking Tweets relating to politics |
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ppl |
People peeps |
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pple |
People |
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props |
Proper respect |
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props |
Proper respect Show some proper respect |
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PRT |
Partial Retweet |
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PT |
Post Tweet Post Scriptum PS + Tweet that which comes after your statement |
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Puntwit |
Someone offering opinion or criticism in an authoritative manner on Twitter May or may not enjoy such status outside of Twitter |
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Puntwitocracy |
The punditocracy on Twitter most often discovered in #journotwits |
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Pwytter |
Windows Tool Cross platform Python Twitter client with Asian character support |
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Quotably |
Tool .....A ‘conversation’ tracker it threads together the discussions that members are having by looking at the replies interesting 2see how conversations spiral in2 different threads |
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R |
Are |
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Raymond Creamcuffing |
Recognizing a Twitter in public without them recognizing you & touching them |
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ReBird |
Twat who’s transformed into a Twitterbird Twitter maniac |
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Regurg-a-Tweet |
The act of re-tweeting a tweet that someone originally tweeted about you |
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ReporTwitters |
Bunch of journalists publishing ‘reality style’ tweets in conjunction with their articles |
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Retweetme |
Tool & action .....Use Twitter to remind yourself of things you might forget When the time comes Twitter will message you the reminder |
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Ritwal |
A pattern or system of set procedures observances actions & behaviors of a specific group or Twibe |
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ROFL |
Rolling on the floor laughing |
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RSS2 Twitter – |
Tool Share any RSS feed on Twitter& have new RSS items automatically be tweeted |
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RT |
Retweet |
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RT |
Retweet: tweeting content posted by another user |
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RT / Retweet |
When you repeat a tweet from someone else |
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RT or Retweet: |
Analogous to forwarding an email resending a tweet sent by someone else Courtesy |
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RU? |
Are you? |
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Ruby on Rails |
The programming language used to create & develop Twitter |
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Saytweet – |
Tool .....Create a Twitter badge that shows your updates on a picture! Upload a picture & then tag some Twitter users in that picture |
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Search Plugin |
Browser plugin Tool .....Tweet right from the Firefox search box |
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Serentwipity |
Funny ironic or thought-provoking pairing or grouping of tweets in a timeline |
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Shareaholic |
Browser plugin Tool .....Share links & WebPages via Twitter right within Firefox |
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shld should |
Should |
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Shortened URLs |
There are also a number of services—URL shorteners—that take regular links & shrink them down to a manageable length for tweets & some even let you track clicks |
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SnapTweet |
Snapping a mobile photo uploading to Flickr& using snaptweet.com to post it to your Twitter stream |
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SnapTweet – |
Mobile Tool .....Snapping a mobile photo uploading to Flickr& using snaptweet.com/ to post it to your Twitter stream |
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Snitter |
Tool lots of features with a great UI make this Twitter client stand& out from the crowd Built on AIR |
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Spaz |
Cross-platform Tool .....Desktop client built with AIR |
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Speedtweet |
A grouping/list of favorite or most contacted users "I've got you on speed tweet" |
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Spitter |
A Twitter spammer |
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Spweet |
This is short for Tweet Spam |
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Star Twek |
A tweet about or involving anything related to Star Trek Trekkies who are also tweeple Star Twek |
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StrawPoll |
Tool Tiny daily polls in 140 characters or less |
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Summize |
Search Tool .....For searching the content of hundreds of thous&s of Tweets As of fall 2008 it is twittersearch.com |
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Switch twitter |
Person maintaining multiple Twitter accounts |
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Tele Twitter |
Windows Tool .....Experimental open source client |
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Terraminds |
Search Tool .....Search for specific users or tweets |
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thx/tx |
Thanks |
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TIA |
Thanks in advance |
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TikiTwit |
Mac Tool .....Match your iChat status to your last tweet |
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Tiny Twitter |
Mobile Tool .....Works with any Java enabled device that's a bunch & includes the CrackBerry & any Windows Mobile Pocket PC or Smartphone |
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TMB |
Tweet me back |
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TMB |
Tweet me back request a reply |
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TopNewsTrends |
Tool .....Top News Trends combines Google trends data with Twitter search |
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TrackThis |
Tool Track your Fed Ex UPS & DHL packages using Twitter direct messages |
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Trending Topics |
On the right side of your screen & on the Twitter search page you’ll see ten Trending Topics which are the most-mentioned Terms on Twitter at that moment |
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TreoTwit – |
Mobile Tool .....Easily check & update your Twitter right from your Treo |
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Triqqr |
Windows Tool .....Submit tweets directly to Twitter & view user profiles |
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Trivilian |
Someone who does not twitter |
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Trivilian |
Someone who has not joined twitter |
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Ttwweettttwwweet |
A tweet about tweets a tweet about tweets about tweets respectively Perform s/tw/ttww/ for each additional level of meta |
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TTYL |
Talk to you Later |
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TTYS |
Talk to you soon |
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ttys |
Talk to you soon |
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TU |
Thank You |
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Tw&le |
Twitter + handle: A Twitter username "Hey man what's your twandle?" |
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Tw00b |
A Twitter n00b |
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Twacker |
A computer programming who is hacking Twitter |
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Twacker |
A computer programming who is hacking Twitter |
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Twacklist |
Twitter + whitelist |
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Twacklog |
A backlog of tweets |
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Twactor |
Someone who pretends to be a real life identity on Twitter |
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Twadd |
To add someone as a friend mutual followers |
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Twaddict |
1: One addicted to Twitter 2: One afflicted with a Twaddiction |
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Twaddle |
1: The rubbish Tweets that no one wants to read 2: A Twitterer with a bad walk akin to a duck |
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Twaddle |
The rubbish Tweets that no one wants to read A Twitterer with a bad walk akin to a duck |
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Twadget |
Windows Tool Simple gadget that lets you view & submit tweets right from Vista’s Sidebar |
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Twaffic |
Twitter traffic |
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Twafficking |
Offering/dealing in illegal Tweets always via DM |
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Twafficking |
Seen following new & innocent Twitterers |
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Twafficking |
Offering/dealing in illegal Tweets always via DM Seen following new & innocent Twitterers |
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Twaggle |
A gaggle of followers |
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Twaigslist |
To offer something for sale via Twitter |
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Twait |
A Twitter message that is scheduled to be sent in the future "Wait to Twitter twait" |
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Twaiting |
Twittering while waiting |
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Twaitter |
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Twals |
People you become pals with via Twitter |
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Twam |
Short for Tweet Spam |
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Twama |
Drama that develops on Twitter drama |
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Twamily |
Twitter + family: Our Twamily here on Twitter |
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Twammer |
Twitter + spammer: someone that follows many people & post updates with links to web sites akin to those found in spam e-mails |
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Twamous |
A Widely known or honored for achievement on Twitter <The_Real_Shaq is Twamous> |
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Twana |
Pronounced as "twann-ah" |
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Twana |
Plural Form: "Twanas" |
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Twana |
Twitter + AnaA person with the Eating Disorder Anorexia Nervosa who chooses not to recover known as an "Ana" or to be "ProAna" & uses Twitter to network with other "anas" |
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Twanas |
Pronouned as "twann-ahs" See definition for Twana |
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Twance |
Somebody in a Twitter trance |
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Twang |
A tweet from someone in the South "Right nice twang y'all posted there@billybob" |
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Twanker |
A person organization or company who uses bad form on or exhibits bad behavior on Twitter "The twanker DM'd me trying to tell me how to grow followers" |
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Twanna |
Pronounced as "twon-ah" |
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Twanna |
Twitter + Wanna A person who pretends or wants to have an Eating Disorder such as Anorexia Nervosa or Bulimia Nervosa& uses Twitter to participate in "eating disorder- like" behavior |
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Twanna |
Plural Form: "Twannas" |
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Twannarexic |
Pronounced as "twon-ah-rex-ic" |
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Twannarexic |
Twitter + Wannarexic A person who pretends or wants to have the Eating Disorder Anorexia Nervosa & uses Twitter to network |
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Twannarexic |
Plural Form: "Twannarexics" |
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Twannarexics |
Pronounced as "twon-ah-rex-ics" See definition for Twannarexic |
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Twannas |
Pronounced as "twon-ahs" See definition for Twanna |
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Twansformer |
An application that modifies your tweet before you send it Ex spell check shortening URLs or conversion to text-speak so it fits under |
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Twanslator |
An application that enables you to translate your tweets or other people's tweets into any other language Twaittercom is a twanslator |
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Twantwam |
When somebody throws a tantrum |
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Twapdoodle |
See "Twiffle" |
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Twappi |
Tool Daily Twitter mood |
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Twarcissism |
Inordinate fascination with oneself betrayed via Twitter Tweets betraying excessive self-love |
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Twardware |
Twitter hardware |
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Twarisma |
Someone who has an abundance of Swagger & charisma with their 140 characters on twitter |
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Twarma |
The BAD Karma you get when you don’t retweet or promote other Tweeps so they get followers |
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Twarmy |
The Twitter army |
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Twashdot |
News for twitterers Stuff that doesn't matter |
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Twasturbation |
See: Twyber Sex |
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Twat |
Person behind spam Twitter acct |
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Twatter |
Twitter chatter |
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Twaunt |
To taunt someone over Twitter |
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Twautocomplete – |
Tool .....Firefox extension to add autocomplete on Twittercom for @-messages & d-messages |
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Twavatar |
Twitter avatar user icon |