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Financial Quote 
 "If you as parents cut corners, your children will too. If you lie, they will too. If you spend all your money on yourselves and tithe no portion of it for charities, colleges, churches, synagogues, and civic causes, your children won't either. And if parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out." ~Marian Wright Edelman



Top tips in preparing a Will
By AMP Certified Financial Planner
 Richard G Bejah CFP


Top tips in preparing a Will

 
Making a Will may not be as interesting as investing in the share market, but it’s an essential part of protecting your assets in the event of your death. A Will is particularly important if you have a family or dependents, as it ensures that your estate is handled according to your wishes.

Dying without a Will can lead to unnecessary cost, delays and stress for your loved ones. While there are plenty of ‘do-it-yourself’ kits available, it’s a good idea to get legal and financial advice to ensure that any complex issues are dealt with appropriately.

1. Define your objectives
Spending some time to think about what you want to happen in the event of your death will make the preparation of your Will much easier. This is particularly important if your personal situation is complicated and you have children from a previous relationship, stepchildren or own a business.

2. Make a list of your assets
Before seeing a solicitor about drawing up your Will, make a list of everything you own. This should include any property, investments, shares, cars, house contents and cash accounts. 
Many superannuation funds allow you to make a binding nomination, which is a direction by you to the trustee to pay your super to specified beneficiaries in the event of your death.  Without a binding nomination, the trustee has the discretion as to whom to pay your super. This can get complex in blended family situations.

3. Estimate your outstanding debts
Make a list of your liabilities including mortgages, bank loans, margin lending facilities or hire purchase agreements. Knowing your total liabilities will help you make decisions about distributing the rest of your assets.

4. Prepare a list of family members and beneficiaries
You can leave your estate to whomever you want to, including charities. However, your Will can be challenged in some circumstances (for example by a spouse or child) if inadequate provision has been made for that person’s needs in the Will.  That’s why it’s important to obtain legal advice when making a Will.  Note that if you want to leave assets to someone who is under 18, those assets must be held in trust until that person turns 18.  When distributing your estate, consider the needs of your beneficiaries. For example, would you like to help fund the education requirements of your grandchildren? Another very important consideration is who will look after your children if they are under 18.

5. Consider issues like tax
When developing a Will, you need to consider the best strategies to help your beneficiaries save on taxes when they inherit assets from you. It’s recommended you get professional advice.

6. Choose an executor
Being an executor of a Will can be a complex and time-consuming task, so ensure that you choose someone who is capable of handling the role during a potentially stressful period. It's common for your executor to be a professional (usually a lawyer or accountant) or a family member. Ensure that you have their permission before appointing them.

7. Store your Will in a safe place
It’s important to let your executors know where you’ve stored your Will. Keeping a copy with your solicitor is a good way to prevent it from being lost in your paperwork at home.

8. Revise your Will regularly
It’s recommended that you revise your Will about every 5 years or when your circumstances change. This includes when you get married, separated, divorced, move house or have children.





If you have any questions about preparing or updating your Will please feel free to contact us.

*Richard G Bejah CFP is an Authorised Representative of AMP Financial Planning Pty Ltd, ABN 89 051 208 327, AFS Licence No. 232706.

Any advice given is general only and has not taken into account your objectives, financial situation or needs.  Because of this, before acting on any advice, you should consult a financial planner to consider how appropriate the advice is to your objectives, financial situation and needs.

Richard G Bejah Dip FP, ANZIIF(Aff) CIP, AFPA, 

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Packing Your Parachute 
Author Unknown


 
Charles Plumb was a US Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat  missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the ordeal and now lectures on lessons learned from that experience!
 
One day, when Plumb and his wife were sitting in a restaurant, a man at  another table came up and said, "You're Plumb! You flew jet fighters in Vietnam from the aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk . You were shot down!"  "How in the world did you know that?" asked Plumb.  "I packed your parachute," the man replied. Plumb gasped in surprise and gratitude. The man pumped his hand and said, "I guess it worked!" Plumb assured him, "It sure did.

If your chute hadn't worked, I wouldn't be here today." 



 
Plumb couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man. Plumb says, "I  kept wondering what he had looked like in a Navy uniform: a white hat; a bib in the back; and bell-bottom trousers.

I wonder how many times I might have seen him and not even said 'Good morning, how are you?' or anything because, you see, I was a fighter pilot and he was just a sailor."
 
Plumb thought of the many hours the sailor had spent at a long wooden table in the bowels of the ship, carefully weaving the shrouds and folding the silks of each chute, holding in his hands each time the fate of someone he didn't know. 


 
Now, Plumb asks his audience, "Who's packing your parachute?"

Everyone
 has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day. He also points out that he needed many kinds of parachutes when his plane was shot down over enemy territory -- he needed his physical parachute, his mental parachute, his emotional parachute, and his spiritual parachute. He called on all these supports before reaching safety.
 
Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important. We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.

As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize people who pack your parachutes. 



 

I have posted this as my way of thanking you for your part in packing my parachute. And I hope you will pass it on to those who have helped pack yours!
 
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word. Maybe this could explain it: When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do -- you forward jokes.

And to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get? A forwarded joke. 

So my friend, know that you've been thought of  today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send  you a smile, just helping you pack your parachute.......
 
Stay positive and keep smiling..... Richard  :0)

 






Want to know a bit more about Charlie Plumb.

 Captain Charlie Plumb graduated from the Naval Academy at Annapolis and went on to fly the F-4 Phantom jet on 74 successful combat missions over North Vietnam. On his 75th mission, with only five days before he was to return home, Plumb was shot down, captured, tortured, and imprisoned in an 8 foot x 8 foot cell. He spent the next 2,103 days as a Prisoner Of War in communist prison camps.

During his nearly six years of captivity, Charlie Plumb distinguished himself among his fellow prisoners as a professional in underground communications, and served for two of those years as the Chaplain in his camp.

 

 

Since his return home, more than 4,000 audiences in nearly every industry have been spellbound as Captain Charlie Plumb draws parallels between his P.O.W. experience and the challenges of everyday life. He has shared his message to an even wider public through appearances on Good Morning America, Nightline, Larry King Live, and The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer.

One of the most sought-after achievement speakers of his time, Charlie Plumbs presentations are as he is, sincere, straightforward, humorous, and tailored to motivate each specific audience he encounters. His insights on how to cope with the difficulties as well as the opportunities in life have a positive impact on those who hear his message, those who read his books, and those who come to know him as a friend.

Captain Plumb's Military honors include two Purple Hearts, the Legion of Merit, the Silver Star, the Bronze Star and the P.O.W. Medal.

To learn more about Captain J. Charles Plumb, the professional speaker and the man, please delve further into the information included on this website.

For more information, feel free to contact his office at any time: 818 591-7007.

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Packing Parachutes - Excerpt from Chapter 16

By Charlie Plumb

Recently, I was sitting in a restaurant in Kansas City. A man about two tables away kept looking at me. I didn't recognize him. A few minutes into our meal he stood up and walked over to my table, looked down at me, pointed his finger in my face and said, "You're Captain Plumb."

I looked up and I said, "Yes sir, I'm Captain Plumb."

He said, "You flew jet fighters in Vietnam. You were on the aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk. You were shot down. You parachuted into enemy hands and spent six years as a prisoner of war."

I said, "How in the world did you know all that?"

He replied, "Because, I packed your parachute."

I was speechless. I staggered to my feet and held out a very grateful hand of thanks. This guy came up with just the proper words. He grabbed my hand, he pumped my arm and said, "I guess it worked."

"Yes sir, indeed it did", I said, "and I must tell you I've said a lot of prayers of thanks for your nimble fingers, but I never thought I'd have the opportunity to express my gratitude in person."

He said, "Were all the panels there?"

"Well sir, I must shoot straight with you," I said, "of the eighteen panels that were supposed to be in that parachute, I had fifteen good ones. Three were torn, but it wasn't your fault, it was mine. I jumped out of that jet fighter at a high rate of speed, close to the ground. That's what tore the panels in the chute. It wasn't the way you packed it."

"Let me ask you a question," I said, "do you keep track of all the parachutes you pack?"

"No" he responded, "it's enough gratification for me just to know that I've served."

I didn't get much sleep that night. I kept thinking about that man. I kept wondering what he might have looked like in a Navy uniform - a Dixie cup hat, a bib in the back and bell bottom trousers. I wondered how many times I might have passed him on board the Kitty Hawk. I wondered how many times I might have seen him and not even said "good morning", "how are you", or anything because, you see, I was a fighter pilot and he was just a sailor. How many hours did he spend on that long wooden table in the bowels of that ship weaving the shrouds and folding the silks of those chutes? I could have cared less...until one day my parachute came along and he packed it for me.

So the philosophical question here is this: How's your parachute packing coming along? Who looks to you for strength in times of need? And perhaps, more importantly, who are the special people in your life who provide you the encouragement you need when the chips are down? Perhaps it's time right now to give those people a call and thank them for packing your chute.

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Attitude … and “The Power of One"









Getting the best from yourself and others all starts with ONE:


One thought … One word … One action.


“One” is the first note in orchestrating the personal attitude that shapes and directs your life – and impacts the members of your team. Contrary to the lyrics from a classic rock song, one is not the loneliest number.

It’s the most important one!

Your thoughts, words, and actions are like individual notes that work in concert to create the power of one person – YOU – to make a difference.




You can harness your “power of one”
if you simply:


•  Catch one negative thought and turn it into a positive one;

•  Think of one thing for which you are grateful at the beginning of each day;

•  Say one “Fantastic!” when a friend or team member asks how you are doing;

•  Assume the best in one upcoming situation;

•  Keep on moving one more time when you experience adversity;

•  Help one friend or colleague in a time of need – and take pride in it.


Many people used to feel that one vote in an election couldn’t really make a difference.

Well, recent political elections that have been decided by razor thin margins have proven them wrong.

A single act can make a difference … it can create a ripple effect felt many miles and people away.

So, ask yourself:
What’s one thing I can do today that will make a positive difference in my attitude?


Then DO IT!


Repeat that process every day and your life will improve – and so will the lives of the people you lead.

Attitudes are truly powerful … and they’re contagious!


Pass it on (to more than ONE other person)!


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Well Then, Consider These . . ...


In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.



The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.




Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.



Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.



Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in   Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.



What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????




Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.  What goes around comes around!



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(1)Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working.... Little Harry was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Harry down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Harry came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. (2)Cosi's son Harry may look like a little angel but he sure can pull a mean prank call! Have a listen to some of his hilarious and totally cute phone calls! << MORE >>

Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one

A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: 'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.' He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. 'She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on , was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it. He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died. He turned to me and said: 'Never save something for a special occasion. << MORE >>

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On July 22nd I was in route to Washington, DC, for a business trip. It was all so very ordinary, until we landed in Denver for a plane change. As I collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was made for Mr. Lloyd G..... to see the United Customer Service Representative immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave the plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. G.... At this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk. << MORE >>

Classic Insight

Today's Humor... 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! << MORE >>

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING...!!!!

Your attitude towards life defines not only who you are, but the quality of life you are after. << MORE >>

The story is told of a king in Africa...."this is good"

The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!" One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was blown off. Examining the situation, the friend remarked as usual, "This is good!" << MORE >>

The "I Can't" Funeral

Donna's fourth-grade classroom looked like many others I had seen in the past. Students sat in five rows of six desks. The teacher's desk was in the front and faced the students. The bulletin board featured student work. In most respects it appeared to be a typically traditional elementary classroom. Yet, something seemed different that day I entered it for the first time. There seemed to be an undercurrent of excitement. Donna was a veteran small-town Michigan schoolteacher only two years away from retirement << MORE >>

Life Explained....

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village. A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. "Not very long." they answered in unison. "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families. "But what do you do with the rest of your time?" "We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives. << MORE >>

Duck Or Chicken ???

There is this couple who decided to take a walk in the park after a nice dinner. As they are walking, they heard the sound that goes, "Quak, Quak, Quak". The lady goes, "That must be a chicken!". The guy knowing that its not, goes," No, that's a duck!". The lady goes, "NO!!! That's a chicken!". The guy patiently says to his lady, "No, darling. That is a duck. A duck goes quak quak, but a chicken goes chickadoo!!!". The debate goes for a few rounds, and the guy finally says, "Yes, darling. I think you are right. It must be a chicken!". So, the lady was finally satisfied that her guy agrees with her finally and they continue to have a nice walk in the park. What's the moral of the story? << MORE >>

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WALKING THE DOG & ProofReading is a dying ART!

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.' Picture this:>> << MORE >>

WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE?

This is a true story that happened in Japan. In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls. When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there because a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet. He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time curious, as when he checked the nail, it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built.. What happened? << MORE >>

TALE OF TWO PEBBLES & The POWER of GRATITUDE

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter. << MORE >>

Why Women Cry -->> WATCH HER EYES..

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman , " she told him. "I don't understand , " he said. His Mom just hugged him and said , "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father , "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason , " was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man , still wondering why women cry.. << MORE >>

Life's Biggest Con

What scares you? What stories do you make up to con yourself into holding back? What would you do if you didn't con yourself into being scared? I've done something that scared the heck out of me. But it also turned out to be the best thing I've ever done! Two years ago, I discovered that my Dad needed a kidney and as soon as I realized I might be the answer he needed, the voices in my head began to resist and shout! "NO WAY can I give up a kidney! Are you kidding me!? << MORE >>

2 LIZARDS

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below is for you. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something was wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. << MORE >>

The Cowboy

A Cowboy is overseeing his herd in remote territory when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Eyres sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?' The Cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, why not? << MORE >>

I Am / I Shall

I am capable. I am worthwhile. I am beautiful. I am lovable. I shall accept both my strengths and my weaknesses for they are me. I shall never again believe the "lie" that if I make a mistake, I am a mistake. My mistakes are the learning tools that I shall encounter on my life journey. When I learn from my mistakes, I give them meaning When I give my mistakes meaning, I can begin to forgive myself, I can begin to heal. I shall not use my mistakes as excuses to give up on me... My mistakes are not me. << MORE >>

Why I RECOMMEND Twitter Twenius by Dan Hollings

Benefits of Becoming a Twitter Twenius It seems like only yesterday that setting up a web site was the "in thing" to do. Next thing I know, blogs became the rage and many stampeded to set up a blog and commence blogging. But that is ancient history in internet time, and new times are before us. All the talk today is about "Social Media" with Twitter and Facebook rolling off the tongue of young and old alike. It's the newest phase in online communication, it's the newest phase in community, and as you might expect, it's starting to catch the attention of entrepreneurs and marketers too.<< MORE >>

Too Busy for a Friend...

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. << MORE >>

Don't mess with old people!!

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George P. of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! ) George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. << MORE >>

What Do You Value Most?

What Do You Value Most? It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. Over the phone, his mother told him, “Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday.” Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days. “Jack, did you hear me?” “Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It’s been so long since I thought of him. I’m sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago,” Jack said. << MORE >>

Nail in the Fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had drive 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence... Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. << MORE >>

When you thought I wasn't looking?

A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say... When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my favourite cake for me, and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life. When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always talk to, and I learned to trust in Him. << MORE >>

The House of 1000 Mirrors

Long ago in a small, far away village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the house, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often." In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door<< MORE >>

Fruits of the Spirit Including 1st in a Series... BreakThru Generation

Author: Max Lucado It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments the day will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising of the sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of the solitude will be replaced by the pounding pace of the human race. The refuge of the early morning will be invaded by decisions to be made and deadlines to be met. For the next twelve hours I will be exposed to the day's demands. It is now that I must make a choice. Because of Calvary, I'm free to choose. And so I choose. I choose love... No occasion justifies hatred; no injustice warrants bitterness, I choose love. Today I will love God and what God loves. I choose joy... I will invite my God to be the God of circumstance. I will refuse the temptation to be cynical...the tool of the lazy thinker. I will refuse to see people as anything less than human beings, created by God. I will refuse to see any problem as anything less than an opportunity to see God. I choose peace... I will live forgiven. I will forgive so that I may live. I choose patience... I will overlook the inconveniences of the world. Instead of cursing the one who takes my place, I'll invite him to do so. Rather than complaining that the wait is too long, I will thank God for a moment to pray. Instead of clinching my fist at new assignments, I will face them with joy and courage << MORE >>

Twitter Acronym's

Twitter Twenius


Twitter Acronym's & useful information 











Twitter is the hottest service that is taking the internet world by storm.

Millions of users ranging from common man to celebrities to presidents are using twitter and for many users this service has become as essential as a mobile phone.

As this service is so popular there is lot of buzz that we come across through blog posts, friends, celebrity talks and etc.

This buzz contains lot of words that are confusing and tough to understand for many users.

If you are one among the confused user who is interested  to  understand the commonly used twitter words then you have come to the right place.

The information contained has been compiled by Richard Bejah from various sources.


Latest Additions

30/09/2009

Tweepetry - A poem of  140 characters sent as a tweet  FR: 4urworld.com

Twitlaxing - a TwitterSpa moment take deep breaths think of lovely music & drift away while tweeting

Twitlaxing - relaxing while twittering

Twitlag - happens after long travels on twitter /especially after

Twantidote - for twitlag! probably works for a twangover too!

 : D is a big grin or a smile

; ) is a wink

: ) is a grin with no teeth

: P sticking tongue out

:0)  :0) Richard's Trademark!



Twitter is an Acronym

After months of examining my own twitter use as well as the ways all my twitter friends use it,
I've determined that by far the most common subject matter among the tweets I see is people bitching about their bad travel experiences.

Therefore, I've decided that TWITTER is really an acronym that stands for:
"Travel Woes In Tiny Text Endlessly Reported".

 4

For / Four

 1

One / Won

 2

To / too / two

 b/c

Because

 BFN

Bye for now

 blieve

Believe

 BR

Best Regards

 bst

Best

 BTW

By The Way

 c

See

 clk

Click

 da

The

 deets

Details

 DM

Direct Message...... A private message within Twitter

 fab

Fabulous

 fav

Favourite / Favorite

 frnd

Friend

 FTL

For The Loss......An expression of dismay

 FTW

For The Win..... An expression of recommendation

 FYI

For your information

 gr8 / Gr8

Great

 IMHO

In my humble opinion..... as opposed to a factual opinion

 Itz

It is

 J/K   JK

Just Kidding .....could follow a sarcastic remark

 JSYK

Just So You Know .....for your information

 JV

Joint Venture..... A collaborative enterprise

 k

Okay / Fine

 l8 /L8

Late

 LMAO

Laugh My Ass Of .....Something Very funny

 LOL

Laugh OUT .....Loud expression of laughter / joy

 mil

Million.. Large number or exact representation for the number million

 njoy

Enjoy Pleasure

 OH

Overheard .....A quotation of someone else's remarks

 pple

People

 PRT

Partial Retweet .....An Edited Retweet

 RT

Retweet .....Same as Forward in e-mail

 TIA

Thanks in advance ..... An expression of gratitude

 TTYL

Talk to you Later

 TTYS

Talk to you soon

 TU

Thank You / Thanks

 u

You

 ur / Ur

Your

 w

With

 w/e

Weekend .....Which is Sat & Sun

 WTH

What The Heck .....Amazement

 YVW

Your VERY Welcome .....Expression of kind regards

 YW

Your Welcome .....Expression of regards

#topic:

AKA “# hashtag”this is a way to group tweets by keyword It is particularly useful for events & groups

#word

Used to "tag" a tweet for tracking topics or events Follow @hashtags to make sure your tags get aggregated

*rtwty

Is a request to have your tweet retweeted over & over

@

Reply to

@address

Location

@name

@name

@name

Addresses a tweet to a specific user or mentions them 

@username

For companies one of the most useful things about Twitter is that it lets you exchange public messages with individual users

@username:

A form of conversation on Twitter @username either directs a Tweet to someone or indicates a reply to a Tweet that person

<3

Love / happines expression of love or happiness

<3

Love / happines

<3

Text version of a heart expressing love or happiness Also sometimes "<Three"

140ism

A miscommunication in 140 characters or fewer Often when 140 characters were not enough

30 Boxes

Tool .....Has tight Twitter integration After adding Twitter to your Web Stuff you can view twitters from you & friends & you can post directly to Twitter

4u

For You

4ward 

Forward

Aalcotwittic

Twitter Addiction

ab or abt 

About

Actwivist

One who uses a Twitter message to advocate or oppose a political social or environmental cause  Also: Actwivism

AFAIK

As far as I know .....IS a personal take on a fact

AFAIK

As far as I know

At reply or “@reply”

A tweet that is directed to a fellow Twitter user  Can be a statement or question

Attwacker

Someone that verbally assaults someone on Twitter AKAa Twamer one who flames someone

Attwaction

A crush intellectual or physical on a fellow twitterer

Atwention

A condition of readiness or availability through direct communication on Twitter

B  

Be

b/c

Because

b4

Before

BackTwound

A custom Twitter Background for business or personal use

Bacontwits

A Twitter message involving everyone's favorite cut of meat bacon

BFN

Bye For Now

bgd

Background

Bigger Twitter

Tool .....A service similar to Twitzer which allows you to post longer messages although works by placing a link in the Tweet

BigTweet

Tool .....BigTweet installs as a bookmark let to your browser & allows you to post to Twitter from any web page Insert special Unicode characters & shorten URLs

whitebird 

Mobile Tool .....A Twitter client for whiteBerry Smartphone's

blieve

Believe

Blogo

Mac Tool .....A weblog editor which is also a full-featured Twitter client integrated with Twitpic tiny URL tweetburner & Pingfm

BLT

Linux Tool .....Pearl script that lets you see what your friends are doing right from the Terminal

BR

Best Regards

bst

Best

bt

About

BTW  

By the way

c

See

Celebritweet

A celebrity who uses Twitter

CelebrityTweet

Tool .....Stalk or follow celebrities on Twitter as they tweet in real-time

CheckYesOrNoinfo

Tool .....Create simple yes or no polls & use the 'send to twitter' feature to easily share with your Twitter buddies It's like those notes you used to get from girls back in junior high

Chirpes

A Canarial Disease for which there is no known Tweetment

Chirpologist

A subspecialty of Featherology dealing specifically with the diagnosis care & tweetment of Chirpes

Chirpology

The study of Chirpes

Chirrup

Windows Tool .....Twitter client with extensive Japanese language support

chk

Check

cld  

Could

clk

Click

Commutee

A tweeting commuter on public transport

Cotag

Signature of one user in a multi-user-account like ^BS at the end of a tweet

Cullect

Tool .....Collaborative feed reader optimized for Twittersign in with your Twitter id post to Twitter Cullect also auto-expands shortened urls More info at @cullect •

Cybertweet

Twitter-based mutual masturbation with someone you wouldn't speak to in real life

 

Cybertwernity

A Tweet that stays on the web for eternity

Cybertwernity

A spaced out tweet

Cybertwernity

Where a Twitterer will spend his/her days…

Cybertwernity

The time it takes to get a reply on Twitter from some Twits!

da

The

Daily Twos

A tweet by an editor or reader of Daily Koscoma popular progressive blog,

deets

Details

DejaTweet

The overwhelming feeling that you just saw that same tweet from that same person20 minutes ago

DIAF

Short for Die In A Fire presumably because there is an extra toasty spot reserved for them where they're going

DM

Direct Message

DM  Direct Message

All the Twitter message are visible to your followers by default In case if you want to communicate with someone personally then you DM them

Drunktwittering

Similar to drunk dialing

Dweet

A tweet made perhaps regrettably while under the influence of alcohol

Dweet

Tweet sent while drunk

Dwigger

Tool .....Threaded conversations & voting for Twitter

Egotwistical

Tending to talk excessively about oneself on Twitter

EM

Email

EMA

Email address

Escaped Twitter Jail

You have gone back into normal life for a while.

ExactoTweet

A tweet that is exactly 140 characters

F2F

Face to Face

F2F

Face to Face .....An actual conversation

F2F  

Face to Face .....As in meeting someone in person

fab

Fabulous

Failwhale

The whale held up by birds & string that shows that Twitter has crashed  In danger of extinction but still seen from time to time

Fatal attwaction

The condition afflicting a person who is stalking other Twitter users

fav

Favourite

fav/fave 

Favorite

Favorite:

A “bookmarked” tweet Consider Ur “favorites” as a reflection of you ”brand me” If you’re a business or a person sprinkle Twitter kudos in those favorites with the operative word being sprinkle!

FB

Facebook

Featherette

An underage Twitterer

Featherlicious

A delicious Tweet

Featherlicious

Used in its musical form as sung to the tune of "Fergalicious" such as "She's Featherlicious"

Featherologist

A physician specializing in the diagnosis care & tweetment of Twitter related diseases

Featherology

The study of Twitter related diseases such as Nest Ass & Chirpes

Featheropolis

Urban Twitter city

Feedalizr

A free desktop application that allows you to view rate & comment on what your friends are sharing online Tweet upload pics

FFS

For F**k's Sake To let someone know how fed up you are "FFS don't use Twitter when you are a bot"

fitURL

Tool .....Fit URL creates short URLs just like tiny URL accept it fights spam by checking for spam URLs which makes it much more reliable

Flitter

Tweeting while in flight

Flotzam

Windows Tool A Mash Up of Twitter Flickr Facebook & blogs completely configurable

Fly-Bye

Signing off of Twitter

FML

F**k My Life An expression of exasperation "Company just blocked Twitter on work computers FML"

Follow

Action Choosing to sign up to receive someone's Tweets

Follow+UserName

Action The instruction to keep up with a user's flow of Twitter messages

Follower:

Someone who sees your tweets in their Tweet Stream Following is generally not a reciprocal arrangement like it is with Facebook or LinkedIn

Followers

Term  People who follow your updates

Followership

The collective group of Twitter users following a given Twitterer

FollowFriday

A tag used on Twitter as a way to tell your followers about other Twitterers that are worth following  knowledgeable people that they should follow

Follow Locals

A tag used on Twitter as a way to tell your LOCAL followers about other LOCAL Twitterers that are worth following 

Followorthy

A Twitter user who is worthy of being followed

Followspam

The practice of following another Twitter account usually to prompt a reciprocal follow in order to boost follow counter to encourage the followee to explore the profile of the follower

FoodFeed

Tool .....Twitter-based food log Track what you eat by prefixing a message with @having or direct messaging having

FreeTweets

Tool .....Cool collections of hottest Twitter Backgrounds

Friendapalooza

A scheduled burst of friend-adding on Twitter & other social networks

FriendFeed

One of the alternatives to Twitter that's gained traction as twoutages have increased

Friendfeed –

Tool  .....Puts all of our RSS content onto one page making it easy to see from one glance rather than going to different properties

Friendorfollow

Tool  .....Find out who you're following that's not following you back & who's following you that you're not following back

Friendscraping

The act of friending all of a friend's friends either manually or via a bot Example: "Dude found her by friendscraping"

frnd

Friend

FTL

For The Loss

FTL

For The Loss .....Complaint or disapproval

FTW

For The Win

FTW

For The Win .....Enthusiasm or recommendation

FuelFrog

Tool .....Use Twitter to keep a log of your fuel & mileage Compare your mileage with others in your area or with the same car

fwd 

Forward

FYI

For YOUR Information

g Twitter

Linux Tool .....GTK+ based app inspired by Twitterrific

GAC

Get a clue

GAFC

Get a f**king clue

Geo Twitter

Tracks the geographical location of the most recent Tweets

Get+UserName

A command that retrieves the most recent updated Tweet from that user

GetTweet

Acquire Twitter modifications & add-ons

Google Snackr

Tool .....Snackr is an RSS ticker that pulls random items from your feeds & scrolls them across your desktop When you see a title that looks interesting you can click on it to pop up the item in a window

Got out of Twitter Jail

You have gone back into normal life for a while.

gr8

Great

Green Tweets

Tool Tracks tweets about green & environmental topics based on semantic natural language analysis rather than keyword

Hash Tag  #

The “#” sign which allows Twitters users to group their tweet with a particular event or conversation 

Hashtag  

Hashtags are a community-driven convention for adding additional context & metadata to your tweets They're like tags or categories only added inline to your post

Hexeet

\'hehks-'eet\when one sends a tweet in Hex code

HT

Hat-Tip

HT

Hat-Tip to give credit

IC 

I see

ICYMI

In Case You Missed It  Often used when someone reposts a tweet that they already posted in the past

Illtwitterate

The uninitiated Those who "don't get it"

iltwitterate

Not understanding Twitter

IM  

Instant message

IMHO

In my humble opinion

IMHO

In My Honest Opinion IMHO usually indicates that ‘This is an op-ed tweet not a factual assertion

IMO

In My Opinion

IRL

In Real Life

IRL

In Real Life .....out there in the real world

IRL  

For....In REAL life

iTweet –

Mobile Tool  A mobile Twitter site designed for the iPhone

iTwit

Mobile Tool .....Mobile version of Twitter made for the iPhone

Itz

It is

j Twitter –

Mobile Tool .....View time line center updates & more all on your mobile phone

J/K

Just kidding Often added at the end of a snarky tweet

Jack Dorsey

Person Widely acknowledged as the inventor of Twitter

Jaiku 

Tool .....A competitor of Twitter currently owned by Google

Jargong

Mobile Tool .....Browse Flickr do some social networking but most importantly check & publish tweets

JK or j/k  

Just kidding

JSYK

Just So You Know

JV

Joint Venture

k

Okay

kewl  

Cool

KipFolio Widget

Windows Tool .....Simple Twitter widget for KipFolio

kk

Cool

kk

Cool / Wonderful

l8

Late

L8 

Late

L8er 

Later

LiveTwitting

Tool .....Use LiveTwitting for your next conference event or meeting instead of live blogging Simple commands to turn recording on & off all through Twitter

LMAO  

Laughing My Ass Off

LMK

Let me know

LMK

Let me know request a reply

lmk  

Let me know

LOL

Laugh out Loud

LOL

Usually known to people as Laugh Out Loud "LOL you don't know the meaning of LOL?"

LOL  

Laughing out loud

Loud Twitter

Tool .....Automatically transfer your Tweets directly to your blog

Mad Twitter 

Windows Tool .....A reincarnation of Twitterrific except on Windows

Mashup

A mix-up of services from two or more websites presented on a alternate website

meatup

A gathering meet up to eat steak

METROflock

A group of those who follow a municipally significant Tweetpresentative

METROroost

A subscription or frequently loaded page of municipally significant aggregated METRO tweets

METRO tweet

A tweet by some persons or some software service nested within some municipally significant geographic locale

Micro-blog

Term  A tiny way to blog Twitter only allows 140 characters & classified as a micro-blog

mil

Million

Miss# or Mr#

A way of referring to kids "Miss3 3-year-old daughter"

Mistweet

A tweet one later regrets

Mistweet  

A message or 'Tweet' that was sent in error or one later regrets

Moni Twitter

Tool  Receive important updates about your site via Twitter

MRT

Modified ReTweet: Use when you have to edit the original tweet for grammer spelling or space for your comments

Naked twits

A twitterer's unprotected updates

Narcissitwit

A Variation:  Narcitwit Someone in love with the sound of their own tweets

Nest Ass

The shape of your butt from sitting at the computer Twittering all day

Nesticillin

The only known cure for Chirpes

Nestmakkah

The Twitter version of Hannukkah

Nestmas

The Twitter version of Christmas

Nestography

The topography of your Nest Ass

Nestologist

A subspecialty of the Featherlogy profession dealing specifically with the diagnosis care & treatment of Nest Ass

NFW

"No F**king Way

njoy

Enjoy

NSFW

Not Safe For Work usually a warning about an adult oriented link that is in a Tweet

NTS

Note TO Self

Nudge+UserName

A Twitter command used to remind a Friend to update their Twitter status

Obvious

Company The American company based in California that created Twitter

OH

Overheard

OH:

Overheard

OMG

Oh my Gosh

OMG

Oh my Gosh disbelief

OMG 

Oh my god/gosh

Omnipotwit

An all knowing all powerful deity on Twitter

peeps  

People

peeps /ppl

People

picobuzz

Tool ....Shows popular buzz words from the public timeline & who's sayin' them!

Ping Twitter

Tool .....Ping your Twitter account from your blog so it auto updates when you make a new blog post

Pleshette-ed

Pecked to death as by Suzanne Pleshette in "The Birds" by replies on Twitter

PLN

Seen in educational Tweets Means Professional Learning Network or Personal Learning Network

plz

Please

plz

Please asking nicely

pockettweets

Mobile Tool .....A Web-based Twitter client for the Apple iPhone

Politweets

Tool .....A Tool for tracking Tweets relating to politics

ppl

People peeps

pple 

People

props

Proper respect

props

Proper respect Show some proper respect

PRT

Partial Retweet

PT

Post Tweet  Post Scriptum PS + Tweet that which comes after your statement

Puntwit

Someone offering opinion or criticism in an authoritative manner on Twitter May or may not enjoy such status outside of Twitter

Puntwitocracy

The punditocracy on Twitter most often discovered in #journotwits

Pwytter

Windows Tool  Cross platform Python Twitter client with Asian character support

Quotably

Tool .....A ‘conversation’ tracker it threads together the discussions that members are having by looking at the replies interesting 2see how conversations spiral in2 different threads

R 

Are

Raymond Creamcuffing

Recognizing a Twitter in public without them recognizing you & touching them

ReBird

Twat who’s transformed into a Twitterbird Twitter maniac

Regurg-a-Tweet

The act of re-tweeting a tweet that someone originally tweeted about you 

ReporTwitters

Bunch of journalists publishing ‘reality style’ tweets in conjunction with their articles

Retweetme

Tool & action .....Use Twitter to remind yourself of things you might forget When the time comes Twitter will message you the reminder

Ritwal

A pattern or system of set procedures observances actions & behaviors of a specific group or Twibe

ROFL 

Rolling on the floor laughing

RSS2 Twitter –

Tool  Share any RSS feed on Twitter& have new RSS items automatically be tweeted

RT

Retweet

RT

Retweet: tweeting content posted by another user

RT / Retweet  

When you repeat a tweet from someone else

RT or Retweet:

Analogous to forwarding an email resending a tweet sent by someone else Courtesy

RU?  

Are you?

Ruby on Rails

The programming language used to create & develop Twitter

Saytweet –

Tool .....Create a Twitter badge that shows your updates on a picture! Upload a picture & then tag some Twitter users in that picture

Search Plugin

Browser plugin Tool .....Tweet right from the Firefox search box

Serentwipity

Funny ironic or thought-provoking pairing or grouping of tweets in a timeline

Shareaholic

Browser plugin Tool .....Share links & WebPages via Twitter right within Firefox

shld   should

Should

Shortened URLs

There are also a number of services—URL shorteners—that take regular links & shrink them down to a manageable length for tweets & some even let you track clicks

SnapTweet

Snapping a mobile photo uploading to Flickr& using snaptweet.com to post it to your Twitter stream

SnapTweet –

Mobile Tool .....Snapping a mobile photo uploading to Flickr& using snaptweet.com/ to post it to your Twitter stream

Snitter

Tool lots of features with a great UI make this Twitter client stand& out from the crowd Built on AIR

Spaz

Cross-platform Tool .....Desktop client built with AIR

Speedtweet

A grouping/list of favorite or most contacted users "I've got you on speed tweet"

Spitter

A Twitter spammer

Spweet

This is short for Tweet Spam

Star Twek

A tweet about or involving anything related to Star Trek  Trekkies who are also tweeple Star Twek

StrawPoll

Tool Tiny daily polls in 140 characters or less

Summize

Search Tool .....For searching the content of hundreds of thous&s of Tweets As of fall 2008 it is twittersearch.com

Switch twitter

Person maintaining multiple Twitter accounts

Tele Twitter

Windows Tool .....Experimental open source client

Terraminds

Search Tool .....Search for specific users or tweets

thx/tx  

Thanks

TIA

Thanks in advance

TikiTwit 

Mac Tool .....Match your iChat status to your last tweet

Tiny Twitter

Mobile Tool .....Works with any Java enabled device that's a bunch & includes the CrackBerry & any Windows Mobile Pocket PC or Smartphone

TMB

Tweet me back

TMB

Tweet me back request a reply

TopNewsTrends

Tool .....Top News Trends combines Google trends data with Twitter search

TrackThis

Tool Track your Fed Ex UPS & DHL packages using Twitter direct messages

Trending Topics

On the right side of your screen & on the Twitter search page you’ll see ten Trending Topics which are the most-mentioned Terms on Twitter at that moment

TreoTwit –

Mobile Tool .....Easily check & update your Twitter right from your Treo

Triqqr

Windows Tool .....Submit tweets directly to Twitter & view user profiles

Trivilian

Someone who does not twitter

Trivilian

Someone who has not joined twitter

Ttwweettttwwweet

A tweet about tweets a tweet about tweets about tweets respectively Perform s/tw/ttww/ for each additional level of meta

TTYL

Talk to you Later

TTYS

Talk to you soon

ttys

Talk to you soon

TU

Thank You

Tw&le

Twitter + handle: A Twitter username "Hey man what's your twandle?"

Tw00b

A Twitter n00b  

Twacker

A computer programming who is hacking Twitter

Twacker

A computer programming who is hacking Twitter

Twacklist

Twitter + whitelist

Twacklog

A backlog of tweets

Twactor

Someone who pretends to be a real life identity on Twitter

Twadd   

To add someone as a friend mutual followers

Twaddict

1: One addicted to Twitter 2: One afflicted with a Twaddiction

Twaddle

1: The rubbish Tweets that no one wants to read 2: A Twitterer with a bad walk akin to a duck

Twaddle

 The rubbish Tweets that no one wants to read A Twitterer with a bad walk akin to a duck

Twadget

Windows Tool  Simple gadget that lets you view & submit tweets right from Vista’s Sidebar

Twaffic   

Twitter traffic

Twafficking

Offering/dealing in illegal Tweets always via DM

Twafficking

Seen following new & innocent Twitterers

Twafficking

Offering/dealing in illegal Tweets always via DM Seen following new & innocent Twitterers

Twaggle   

A gaggle of followers

Twaigslist

To offer something for sale via Twitter

Twait

A Twitter message that is scheduled to be sent in the future "Wait to Twitter twait"

Twaiting

Twittering while waiting

Twaitter

A person who holds onto timely tweets & 'waits' to send the message until a later time you can use this application to send your 'twait' messages Twaittercom

Twals

People you become pals with via Twitter

Twam

Short for Tweet Spam

Twama

Drama that develops on Twitter drama

Twamily

Twitter + family: Our Twamily here on Twitter

Twammer

Twitter + spammer: someone that follows many people & post updates with links to web sites akin to those found in spam e-mails

Twamous

A Widely known or honored for achievement on Twitter  <The_Real_Shaq is Twamous>

Twana

Pronounced as "twann-ah"

Twana

Plural Form: "Twanas"

Twana

Twitter + AnaA person with the Eating Disorder Anorexia Nervosa who chooses not to recover known as an "Ana" or to be "ProAna" & uses Twitter to network with other "anas"

Twanas

Pronouned as "twann-ahs"  See definition for Twana

Twance

Somebody in a Twitter trance

Twang

A tweet from someone in the South "Right nice twang y'all posted there@billybob"

Twanker

A person organization or company who uses bad form on or exhibits bad behavior on Twitter "The twanker DM'd me trying to tell me how to grow followers"

Twanna

Pronounced as "twon-ah"

Twanna

Twitter + Wanna A person who pretends or wants to have an Eating Disorder such as Anorexia Nervosa or Bulimia Nervosa& uses Twitter to participate in "eating disorder- like" behavior

Twanna

Plural Form: "Twannas"

Twannarexic

Pronounced as "twon-ah-rex-ic"

Twannarexic

Twitter + Wannarexic A person who pretends or wants to have the Eating Disorder Anorexia Nervosa & uses Twitter to network

Twannarexic

Plural Form: "Twannarexics"

Twannarexics

Pronounced as "twon-ah-rex-ics" See definition for Twannarexic

Twannas

Pronounced as "twon-ahs" See definition for Twanna

Twansformer

An application that modifies your tweet before you send it Ex spell check shortening URLs or conversion to text-speak so it fits under

Twanslator

An application that enables you to translate your tweets or other people's tweets into any other language Twaittercom is a twanslator

Twantwam

When somebody throws a tantrum

Twapdoodle

See "Twiffle"

Twappi

Tool Daily Twitter mood

Twarcissism

Inordinate fascination with oneself betrayed via Twitter Tweets betraying excessive self-love

Twardware

Twitter hardware

Twarisma

Someone who has an abundance of Swagger & charisma with their 140 characters on twitter

Twarma

The BAD Karma you get when you don’t retweet or promote other Tweeps so they get followers

Twarmy

The Twitter army

Twashdot  

News for twitterers Stuff that doesn't matter

Twasturbation

See: Twyber Sex

Twat

Person behind spam Twitter acct

Twatter

Twitter chatter

Twaunt  

To taunt someone over Twitter

Twautocomplete –

Tool .....Firefox extension to add autocomplete on Twittercom for @-messages & d-messages

Twavatar

Twitter avatar user icon