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Retirement Adequacy
Markets have improved but over 40% of workers are still behind in retirement savings

Retirement Adequacy

 

For most Australians improvements in the stock markets have enhanced the retirement lifestyle they will be able to afford but over 40% of the workforce is not saving enough for a comfortable retirement, according to the latest AMP Retirement Adequacy Index.


The Retirement Adequacy Index
(based on data to from June 2009 and produced by Access Economics for AMP)

 
Compares Australians’ savings against a target set at 65% of pre-retirement living standards. It also takes into account all 3 elements of the Australian retirement savings system: superannuation, the age pension and personal savings.

The Index found around 4.5 million Australians do not have sufficient savings for a comfortable retirement; an increase compared to six months ago. Among this group, the average shortfall is 9%.


In the six months to June 2009, super balances rose on average by 6.9% per member, thanks to improvements in the Australian share market, which regained nearly half of the losses seen during 2008.


Average super contribution rates held steady at 12.5%. This was due to members aged over 55 who increased their contributions by 3.5 percentage points. Those under 40 years decreased their super contribution rates and as a result, more younger workers are now slipping behind the savings they need to fund a comfortable retirement, while comfortable retirement incomes are within reach for most older workers.

The Retirement Adequacy Index showed no improvements in women’s superannuation balances with women remaining far behind their male counterparts. Female workers now face retirement incomes 17% lower than male workers. Females aged between 30 to 39 years are experiencing the greatest shortfall in superannuation.

 
To download the full report go to www.amp.com.au/adequacy.


To find out how to make the most of your super, go to www.amp.com.au/super.


If you have any questions or need help to understand how these strategies affect your personal situation we would be happy to help.


What you need to know

The Retirement Adequacy Index has been prepared by financial forecaster, Access Economics, based on a number of assumptions which are set out in the full report. You will need to read the assumptions carefully to properly assess and understand the Index’s findings. 




Information current as of February 2010.
This article contains general information only. It does not take into account your objectives, financial situation or needs. Please consider the appropriateness of the information in light of your personal circumstances. If you decide to purchase or vary a financial product, your financial planner, AMP Financial Planning and other companies within the AMP Group will receive fees and other benefits, which will be a percentage of either the premium you pay or the value of your investment. You can ask us for further details about this.




*Richard G Bejah CFP is an Authorised Representative of AMP Financial Planning Pty Ltd, ABN 89 051 208 327, AFS Licence No. 232706.


Any advice given is general only and has not taken into account your objectives, financial situation or needs.  Because of this, before acting on any advice, you should consult a financial planner to consider how appropriate the advice is to your objectives, financial situation and needs.

Richard G Bejah Dip FP, ANZIIF(Aff) CIP, AFPA, 

Certified Financial Planner
& Authorised Representative
AMP Financial Planning Pty Limited
ABN 89 051 208 327
AFS License Number 232706

Richard G Bejah
Trading as:- bejahfinancial.com.au
ABN 86 060 700 547

1 Alpine Crescent Grindelwald Tasmania 7277
Tel:- (03) 6330 2510
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Story of the Rose

 

The old man eased into a booth next to a window and made himself comfortable as he watched his grandson while he waited for their order at the counter. The old man looked forward to these Saturday visits with his grandson. This had become a tradition, which had started twelve years earlier when Bobby was four.

One morning the old man had taken Bobby’s chubby little hand in his, and without telling Bobby where they were going, led him along as they walked the three blocks to McDonalds. Once at McDonalds the old man treated Bobby to a Happy Meal and he had a cup of coffee while they talked about puppies, broken crayons or some other earth-shaking event in a four year olds life. Then on the next Saturday, Bobby grabbed the old man’s hand and said "C’mon Poppy, sgo to M’Donnel’s", ..... and so it was, each Saturday there after. Every now and again they would miss a Saturday for some reason or another but most Saturday’s you could find them sharing a booth, talking about things in general and nothing in particular.

This Saturday was going to be a little different. The old man had seen a change in his grandson and he was hoping that he would be able to talk with him about it.

Over the years the old man had watched closely as his grandson grew. He had seen many changes take place, most were expected and for the most part, the old man was pleased in the way Bobby had developed, but lately he had seen some things that were disturbing to him. Bobby was raised in a Christian home and had a practical knowledge of the bible, however, this area in Bobby’s life still needed some nurturing. Some months earlier the old man had noticed that Bobby was not as faithful in attending church services as he had been. When he asked Bobby about his declining attendance, Bobby told him that he needed to study for finals. The final exams had come and gone and Bobby’s attendance had not improved; yet seemed to slack off even more. The old man had also seen a change in Bobby’s attitude toward his parents. Bobby had always been cheerful and happy, he had always been obedient, doing what he was told and not daring to do what was forbidden, but that had changed. At first Bobby continued to obey his parents, although with noted reluctance, then slowly his attitude deteriorated into outright rebellion and now Bobby was starting to do the things that were forbidden. The old man knew it was past time for a talk and hoped that he would be able to reach Bobby, to once again grab that chubby little hand and lead him.





Bobby slid into the booth facing his grandfather and held a cup of coffee across the table with an outstretched arm,

"Here you go Poppy."

The old man reached out and took the cup into both hands, placing it on the table in front of him. The old man stared into the cup for a long while, contemplating what to say, he knew he would have to choose his words carefully. He thought of telling Bobby the parable of the prodigal son, but he knew that in Bobby’s present state that story would not work. Bobby was no dummy, he would quickly see where the conversation was headed and shut the old man out long before his point was made. Silently the old man turned to his constant companion and said, "Lord, help me, give me the words."

To buy a little time the old man looked up into Bobby’s eyes and asked, "How’s it going?"

"Okay, I guess.” Bobby replied.

"You don’t seem very happy. Is everything okay?"

"Ahh, you know, Mom and Dad are always on my case, I can’t do nothin’. I wanna hang with the guys and they just want me to stay home, mow the yard and clean my room. They’re always hassling me. I need some excitement, I wanna get out more. I wanna go do things and be where it’s at! You know!"

There was a short pause and the old man could see that Bobby was trying to decide if he should speak the next words. Finally Bobby said, " I’ve been thinking ‘bout getting out on my own, you know, leavin’ home, movin’ out."

"There’s the youth group at church, you could..."

"Nahhh!" Bobby cut the old man off in mid sentence, "They never do anything good, they just play stupid games or study the bible, never anything worth while, never anything that is any fun."

The old man looked out of the window and there he saw a rose bush in bloom. He noted how some of the roses were mature flowers, while others were beginning to blossom and some were just a bud. "How beautiful!” thought the old man, ... and as he gazed at the rose bush, a story unfolded within him.

"Did I ever tell you the story about the rose?" asked the old man.

Bobby, who had heard many of his grandfather’s stories, sucked noisily on his straw as he squinted one eye and glanced towards the ceiling, deep in thought. Finally his lips reluctantly released the straw as he replied,

"Nope, don’t remember a story ‘bout a rose."

"Well, there was this beautiful rose bush, kind of like that one there,” the old man pointed to the rose bush just outside the window as be began to unwind his tale. Bobby glanced out the window at the rose bush as he took a long suck on his straw; he then turned his attention back to the old man. When the old man saw that he had Bobby’s attention he continued, "Instead of being outside of a fast food restaurant, this rose bush was in the garden of a home, very much like the one in front of my house. This one rose had just begun to bloom and was opening it’s petals for all the world to see. Ever since he was just a little bud the rose liked being on the bush with the other roses. The rose became accustomed to the gentle breezes that swayed it back and forth causing it to frolic and play with the other roses on the bush. Each morning the rose looked forward to the warm rays of the sun on its petals after the coolness of the night.

During the day the rose would raise its blossom toward the sky and watch the clouds as they sailed along and made themselves into different shapes.

People would walk by on the sidewalk, glance at the rose and make remarks like,

‘Oh, how pretty!’ or ‘What a beautiful flower!’

Each day the rose would blossom a little more and was well on its way to becoming a magnificent flower. The rose looked forward to the frequent visits of a bumble bee who would gently land upon its petals and poke around, looking for nectar, it tickled and made the rose very happy. Then one day the rose happened to look toward the house and through a window it saw another rose. This rose was standing majestically in a tall slender vase that sat in the middle of the dining room table. The rose watched as the family gathered around the table as a meal was served, there was talking and laughing and stories being told. ‘Oh! Wow!’ said the rose, ‘That’s where I want to be. If only I could be a rose in a vase on the dining room table, instead of having to be out here in the garden.’ After seeing that other rose in the house, standing so tall and majestic on the dining room table, that was all the rose could think about, it wanted to be in the center of all of that excitement, like that other rose. No longer did the rose become excited over the visits of the bumble bee, no longer did it think the warm rays of the sun felt good, no longer did it enjoy being swayed by the breeze, it quit frolicking with the other roses and stopped watching the clouds, ‘That’s boring!’ thought the rose.

Then one day the rose saw the owner of the house coming toward the rose bush with clippers in his hand. ‘Oh! This is my chance.’ thought the rose. The rose opened its petals as wide as it could and strained to stand tall so the owner would notice. Excitement surged through the rose as it saw that the owner drew near, then it felt the owner’s grasp and felt the clippers tighten against its stem ... and then, "SNIP". It was a little painful at first, but the new felt freedom quickly overcame the pain of being cut from the bush.




‘I’m free, I’m free!’ thought the rose.

The rose was taken into the house, placed into a vase, which was filled with water, and sure enough, its dream was fulfilled, the owner set the vase in the middle of the dining room table. The rose was so excited everything seemed so wonderful. The rose had achieved what it had desired for so long. The rose surveyed its new world; the vase was very pretty, although it was a bit confining and didn’t allow for much moving around. The room was small, dim, and somewhat plain, not at all like being outside, but the rose could see out of the window. Of course the view was limited, the rose could not see the sky and it wondered what shapes the clouds were in. Suddenly the rose realized that it was hungry. While it was growing up the bush had liberally supplied all of the necessary nourishment that the rose had required, but now it no longer received that nourishment. The rose had to suck hard at the water in the vase to draw just a little up through its stem. This was not at all what the rose was used to, this was difficult and it was tiring. It was hard work to draw the water up through its stem and it required much of the rose’s time just to get enough nourishment to sustain life.


The rose sighed and took a deep breath realizing that the air in the house was stale, and it was so hot in the house, there was no breeze what so ever.





The rose looked out of the window and saw the bush on which it had budded. The rose saw that outside the breeze was blowing and the other roses were swaying and frolicking together. ‘Oh! It would be so nice, just to feel a little breeze.’ thought the rose, ‘but then after all, wasn’t this where it wanted to be? Wasn’t it better to be here in the house? Wasn’t it better to be here in the middle of all of the excitement? Wait a minute’, ... the rose looked around, it was quiet in the house, no one was talking, no one was laughing no one was sitting at the table. Listening carefully the rose thought that it heard voices in another part of the house but was not sure. ‘Where is all of the excitement?’ thought the rose, ‘There isn’t any here that’s for sure.’


Glancing out the window the rose saw the bumblebee flitting among the other roses on the bush, it was sure the bumblebee was looking for him.

The rose waved its petals and stood as tall as it could, trying to attract the bumblebee, but the bumblebee didn’t notice. The rose suddenly felt very tired and noticed that it was difficult to hold up its petals and that its stem was beginning to get a little limp. The rose sucked hard at the water in the vase but it didn’t seem to help much. Darkness came quickly and the house grew very quiet. The rose was lonely and felt forsaken. Finally it fell asleep, hoping that things would look brighter on the next day.

The rose awoke early on the next morning and was anxious for the sun’s rays to warm it. There on the edge of the table was a shaft of sun light which moved slowly toward the rose. The rose prepared itself to receive the warming ray, but the ray stopped short just inches away. ‘What’s this?’, thought the rose. Then the rose noticed that the sun was blocked by the edge of the window and the ray could never reach where the rose sat in the vase on the dining room table.

The rose was very sad and hung its blossom, glancing down at the tabletop.

What’s that?’ thought the rose. Looking closer the rose noticed that several of its petals had fallen out during the night and were lying on the table top near the bottom of the vase. ‘I can’t let this happen!’ thought the rose and it tried to lift its blossom, but it was just too weak. The rose drew hard on the water in the vase, but now found it was even more difficult to get nourishment than it had been on the previous day.


‘What’s happening to me?’ thought the rose. ‘My stem is so very limp and my petals are falling out. It’s so stuffy in this house, ... if only I could get some fresh air.

The day drug on slowly for the rose, on several occasions it tried to look outside but it was just too weak. It was unable to even turn its blossom towards the window and even if it had been able to face the window, it did not have the strength to raise up high enough to see outside. By mid day its stem was drooped over the edge of the vase and the rose’s blossom was hanging so low it almost touched the tabletop. More of the rose’s petals had fallen out and lay on the table just beneath the rose. Just then the rose felt its stem being grasped by the owner’s hand. It was lifted out of the vase and carried towards the back door. Hope sprang up in the rose as it saw that it was being taken outside. Once in the fresh air the rose felt a sudden exhilaration and it tried to look around to see where it was. Then the rose felt itself falling, the wind rushed past, and the rose saw the sky rushing away as it fell. Then, "PLOP!"... Being outside in the open air had refreshed the rose, some of its strength had returned and it managed to lift its blossom to look around. There it lay, right on top of the compost heap, among the hedge clippings, potato peelings and rotting melon rind. The sudden realization of what had happened to the rose was a terrible blow, from which it would not recover... Now, all hope was gone, the rose was so very very weak. Even though it was just past midday, darkness began to close around the rose. The rose managed to get one last glimpse of sunlight just before being completely covered over by grass clippings that were added to the heap.




Then, .. total darkness, ... complete stillness, ... and silence............

The old man raised the styrofoam cup up and took the last sip of coffee as he slid out into the aisle and stood up. He started walking toward the door and looked back over his shoulder to where Bobby was still sitting in the booth, "Are you coming?” he asked.


Bobby didn’t answer and sat motionless as he stared out of the window at the rose bush.



"Are you coming?" the old man asked again.

"Huh? ... Oh! ... Yeah, I’m coming.” Bobby said as he slid out into the aisle still staring at the rose bush.

Bobby was silent during their walk home. The old man ambled along with his hands in his pant’s pockets, softly humming ‘What a friend we have in Jesus’, and wondered if he had reached his grandson.

When they arrived at the house, Bobby went inside, still without saying a word. With all of the talk about roses, the old man thought that it would be nice if he would cut some roses and bring in a big bouquet for the dining room table. The old man went to the garage, got his clippers and walked back out to the front yard. He stood in front of the rose bush and examined the roses, finally selecting one; he reached out and took it in his hand. Just as he was about to clip the rose, he felt a hand on his shoulder. The old man turned to see his grandson standing there with a look of concern on his face.

"Poppy," there was a crack in Bobby’s voice, he cleared his throat and then quickly continued, "don’t you think that rose would be much happier if you left it right there on the bush?"


The old man stared into Bobby’s eyes and there he thought that he saw a tear beginning to form.



“I think you’re right." said the old man as he reached up and patted the hand that was still on his shoulder, noting that although it was not as chubby as it used to be, it was still a very nice hand, ... a very nice hand indeed. 


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2010 - An interesting year





Financial Quote  "It's income tax time again, time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta."  ~Dave Barry 




2010 An Interesting Year!            

 

With the renewed optimism in financial markets and the reported end of the recent global financial crisis, comes inevitable interest rate rises. Now is the time to think about what impact rate rises may have on your financial situation.

Rising Interest

Recent economic data suggests that the worst of the global financial crisis has now passed and as a result, the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has suggested that the recent interest rate rises we’ve seen won’t be the last.

 

The RBA will eventually increase interest rates to ‘neutral’ levels of around 5%, where rates will not stimulate economic activity by being too low, and not block activity by being too high. This proposed rate is significantly higher than the current level of 3.75%.

 

Interest rates and you

 

Although it might be some time before we see interest rates at 5%, it is a good idea to think about how this type of increase may affect you, before it happens.

 

Debt

 

For variable rate mortgages, higher interest rates will mean higher repayments. If interest rates are around 5%, standard variable mortgage rates are likely to be between 7.5–8.5% p.a. Interest rates on other loans, such as personal loans and credit cards, will also be around 2–2.5% pa higher than current rates. It’s important to ensure you can manage any potential increased repayment levels.

 

Bonds

 

Higher interest rates are likely to be bad news for bond holders and bond funds, because as interest rates rise, their capital value diminishes. However, as these assets are generally priced in the fixed interest market (which tends to anticipate changes in interest rates before they occur), we have already witnessed at least some of these changes.

 

Cash holdings

 

On the other hand, higher interest rates are good news for those with cash holdings. Banks will pay higher levels of interest on accounts, and term deposit rates are likely to rise. It’s now time to make sure your accounts meet your needs and have the potential to pay higher interest.

 

 

 Growth of Funds

Growth assets

For growth assets, such as property and shares, rising interest rates can be a double-edged sword. The fact that interest rates are rising, means the economy is getting stronger, so the environment for these assets is positive.

 

However, residential property prices may become less affordable, and there may be some pressure on share prices as higher income yields for lower risk, are sought by investors.

 

Contact us if you would like to discuss your portfolio and how it’s positioned for future interest rate movements.

 

Sources

www.rba.gov.au


http://www.rba.gov.au
“Opening Statement to House of Representatives
Standing Committee on Economics” Governor Glenn Stevens 14 August 2009


http://www.sbs.com.au
“Economy to grow this year” AFP August 7 2009


http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au
“Reserve Bank shifts to neutral by removing easing bias” M Stutchbury August 4 2009

*Richard G Bejah CFP is an Authorised Representative of AMP Financial Planning Pty Ltd, ABN 89 051 208 327, AFS Licence No. 232706.


Any advice given is general only and has not taken into account your objectives, financial situation or needs.  Because of this, before acting on any advice, you should consult a financial planner to consider how appropriate the advice is to your objectives, financial situation and needs.

Richard G Bejah Dip FP, ANZIIF(Aff) CIP, AFPA, 

Certified Financial Planner
& Authorised Representative
AMP Financial Planning Pty Limited
ABN 89 051 208 327
AFS License Number 232706

Richard G Bejah
Trading as:- bejahfinancial.com.au
ABN 86 060 700 547

1 Alpine Crescent Grindelwald Tasmania 7277
Tel:- (03) 6330 2510
Fax:- (03) 6330 2149
Mobile 0417 399463
e-mail:
richardg.bejah@ampfp.com.au

Internet: http://onlinefinancialplanner.net

CFP®, CERTIFIED FINANCIAL PLANNER TM and are certification marks owned outside the U.S. by Financial Planning Standards Board Ltd. Financial Planning Association of Australia Limited is the marks licensing authority for the CFP Marks in Australia, through agreement with FPSB.          

 

 

 

     @bejahfinancial





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Market snapshot - what’s on the horizon





Daily Quote  "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
~ Martin Luther King, Jr.


Market snapshot - what’s on the horizon

Market snapshot - what’s on the horizon

Since worldwide markets bottomed-out in March 2009, concerted efforts by governments across the globe have resulted in significant market improvements into 2010.

Read more about how the new environment is affecting your assets.   

 

  

Following significant share market falls around the world in 2008, 2009 also started on a bleak note with global share markets falling around 10% in the first quarter. However, as a result of concerted efforts by governments across the globe, most markets bottomed-out in March. Since then, global credit markets have improved significantly, while share markets have posted gains of around 50%; the median balanced fund option returning a 10.07% one-year return as at the end of November 2009*.


*SuperRatings Fund Crediting Rate Survey, 30 November 2009.

What are diversified investors likely to have seen?
The following table shows the median returns for diversified investment funds, compared with the same period for the Australian share market (the S&P/ASX 200 Accumulation Index). 

Median diversified investment returns for period to:
31 December 2008 and 31 December 2009

 

                                                         1 Year end               1 year end           5 year end
                                                              2008*                        2009*                  2009* 
Investment Profile    
                                                                                            
Conservative diversified fund               -7.2%                     9.31%                4.68%                        

Balanced diversified fund                   -22.0%                   12.83%                4.89%                    

Aggressive diversified fund                -32.8%                   17.01%                4.54%                    

S&P/ASX 200 Accumulation Index  -38.44%#                37.03%             # 8.36%     

       

One year return @ 31/12/08* One year return @ 31/12/09* 5 year return @ 31/12/09* 

* Source: InTech Super Survey. Returns quoted are net of tax and ongoing fees.
# Source: Factset.
 

Please note: the above investment returns are not specific to your account. Your investment returns may differ from these median returns and in addition these median returns do not reflect withdrawals. Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance.  The above median returns should be used as a guide only. The period ended 31 December 2009 was the most recent data available at the time this table was prepared.


Why haven’t diversified funds shown the same recovery as share markets?

Diversified funds have a diversified mix of assets. So just as they did not fall as much as share markets in 2008, they have not risen as much as share markets in 2009.


For example, aggressive funds include assets such as property, while conservative funds include a greater allocation to defensive assets such as bonds.


Despite the recovery in share markets, some other asset classes have experienced significant setbacks over the past 12 months. For example, direct property returned around -8%, and similarly, private equity and infrastructure returned around -10%.


In addition to the above, the appreciation of the Australian dollar has held back returns from international investments where the associated foreign currency exposure has been unhedged.


Markets continue to move and different assets may move in different directions over the same period, impacting the overall return of diversified funds.

What’s expected looking forward?
Shane Oliver, AMP Capital Chief Economist, says: 



“Looking forward, our view is that unlisted assets such as direct property, private equity and infrastructure - which are a component of many diversified funds - are close to their low point and some recovery is likely in 2010. Despite the experience of the past year, we believe that these assets substantially enhance the risk and return characteristics of diversified funds over long periods as they tend to outperform at different stages of the market cycle to listed assets such as shares and listed property.

We expect further gains in share markets in 2010 due to the combination of improving economic and profit growth, low inflation and relatively low interest rates. Australian shares are likely to continue to outperform global shares, reflecting their higher dividend yields and stronger growth prospects. Asian and emerging markets are also likely to perform strongly, though with some volatility in returns.”

If you have any questions or would like to know more about these strategies please give us a call.


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Acid Test: The Global Challenge of Ocean Acidification




ACID TEST The Global Challenge of Ocean Acidification 


Learn more about Ocean Acidification: The Other CO2 Problem


To learn more about the
science behind the film, see a list of citations.

ACID TEST, a film produced by NRDC, was made to raise awareness about the largely unknown problem of ocean acidification, which poses a fundamental challenge to life in the seas and the health of the entire planet. Like global warming, ocean acidification stems from the increase of carbon dioxide in the earth’s atmosphere since the start of the Industrial Revolution.

Leading scientific experts on the problem, many of whom appear in the film and the outtakes below, believe that it's possible to cut back on global warming pollution, improve the overall health and durability of our oceans, and prevent serious harm to our world, but only if action is taken quickly and decisively.

The film originally aired on Discovery Planet Green. An Entertainment Industry Foundation grant provided the core funding for this film. Cinematographers Howard and Michele Hall and Nel Boshoff provided footage, and many other people assisted greatly in the making of ACID TEST.

To learn more about the movie and who was responsible for it (and get an idea of what it was like to work with narrator Sigourney Weaver), read co-director
Daniel Hinerfeld's blog

 

Video Extras

ACID TEST The Global Challenge of Ocean Acidification 

Acid Test Trailer

See the 2 minute trailer for ACID TEST.

Acid Test mentioned in the Senate 

Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ) describes NRDC's 'Acid Test' movie during markup of the Climate Change & Energy Bill in the Senate Environment & Public Works Committee.

Acid Test Outtake: Coral Reefs

Scientists Lisa Suatoni, Ken Caldeira and Ove Hoegh-Guldberg discuss the damage ocean acidification is causing coral reefs, and Lisa Suatoni shares a personal anecdote about snorkeling with her children.

Acid Test Outtake: Food Web

Fisherman Bruce Steele shares his theory about why we care less about the oceans, and scientists Steve Palumbi and Ken Caldeira explain how the largest creatures in the ocean are dependent on the smallest ones. They explain how ocean acidification could disrupt the entire food web, with dire consequences.

Acid Test Outtake: Chemistry

What happens when excess carbon dioxide mixes with ocean water? How does that affect our planet? Fisherman Bruce Steele and several scientists (Victoria Fabry, Ken Caldeira, Steve Palumbi and Ove Hoegh-Guldberg) explain what's happening to our oceans, and why ocean acidification is such an urgent issue.

Acid Test Outtake: Policy

How can ocean acidification be prevented? NRDC's Ralph Cavanagh and scientists Ken Caldeira, Ove Hoegh-Guldberg and Steve Palumbi discuss the steps we need to take, and how helping our oceans can directly benefit for our economy.

Acid Test Outtake: Making The Choice

Scientist Steve Palumbi discusses what's at stake, and Ken Caldeira explains how this is not just an economic issue, but also a moral one. Both men talk about their frustration that we don't seem to be doing enough to prevent this catastrophe. (Also featuring fisherman Bruce Steele, and scientists Lisa Suatoni and Ove Hoegh-Guldberg.)

NRDC interviews Philippe Cousteau

Philippe Cousteau discusses the consequences of ocean acidification and offers tips on what individuals can do to help.


 ACID TEST: This groundbreaking NRDC documentary explores the startling phenomenon of ocean acidification, which may soon challenge marine life on a scale not seen for tens of millions of years. Featuring Sigourney Weaver.

Directed by: Tristan Bayer & Daniel Hinerfeld
Produced by: Erin Kiley & Daniel Hinerfeld
Associated Produced by: Lisa Whiteman, Lisa Suitoni, Tristan Bayer
Edited by: Christopher S. Johnson
Director of Photography: Tristan Bayer
Underwater Cinematography: Howard and Michele Hall
Aerial Cinematography: Nel Boshoff
Music by: Andy Troy, Peter DiStefano and Kevin Haskins
Animations by: Jake Maymudes


Produced for the Natural Resources Defense Council.
NRDC.org

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The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee



When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in  front of him When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.




He then asked the students if the jar was full.


They agreed that it was.


The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar... he shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.




He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was.


The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.





Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.

The students responded with an unanimous "yes."


The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space  between the sand. The students laughed.





 

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided.
 
"I want  you to recognise that this jar represents your life."



The golf  balls are the important things:-


- Your family

- Your children

- Your health

- Your friends

- and Your favourite passions

and if everything else was lost and only they remained, our life would still be full.



The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else ---the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room  for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the  things  that are important to you."


 
"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness."



Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.


Set your priorities.


"The rest is just sand."


One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.



The professor smiled and said,


"I'm glad you asked......

The coffee just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."





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The Daffodil Principle




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The Daffodil Principle

Field of Daffodils and Rainbow

Author: Unknown



Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come see the daffodils before they are over." I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead. "I will come next Tuesday," I promised, a little reluctantly, on her third call.

Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still, I had promised, and so I drove there. When I finally walked into Carolyn's house and hugged and greeted my grandchildren, I said, "Forget the daffodils, Carolyn!

The road is invisible in the clouds and fog, and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see bad enough to drive another inch!"

My daughter smiled calmly and said, "We drive in this all the time, Mother." "Well, you won't get me back on the road until it clears, and then I'm heading for home!" I assured her.

"I was hoping you'd take me over to the garage to pick up my car."

"How far will we have to drive?"

"Just a few blocks," Carolyn said. "I'll drive. I'm used to this."

After several minutes, I had to ask, "Where are we going? This isn't the way to the garage!"

"We're going to my garage the long way,"
Carolyn smiled, "by way of the daffodils."

"Carolyn," I said sternly, "please turn around."

"It's all right, Mother, I promise. You will never forgive yourself if you miss this experience."

After about twenty minutes, we turned onto a small gravel road and I saw a small church. On the far side of the church, I saw a hand-lettered sign that read, "Daffodil Garden."

We got out of the car and each took a child's hand I followed Carolyn down the path. Then, we turned a corner of the path, and I looked up and gasped. Before me lay the most glorious sight. It looked as though someone had taken a great vat of gold and poured it down over the mountain peak and slopes. The flowers were planted in majestic, swirling patterns: great ribbons and swaths of deep orange, white, lemon yellow, salmon pink, saffron, and butter yellow. Each different colored variety was planted as a group so that it swirled and flowed like its own river with its own unique hue.



There were five acres of flowers.

"But who has done this?" I asked Carolyn.

"It's just one woman," Carolyn answered. "She lives on the property. That's her home." Carolyn pointed to a well kept A-frame house that looked small and modest in the midst of all that glory. We went up to the house.


On the patio, we saw a poster.

"Answers to the Questions I Know You Are Asking" was the headline.

The first answer was a simple one. "50,000 bulbs," it read.

The second answer was, "One at a time, by one woman. Two hands, two feet, and very little brain."

The third answer was, "Began in1958."


There it was....., The Daffodil Principle.

For me, that moment was a life-changing experience.

I thought of this woman whom I had never met, who, more than forty years before, had begun one bulb at a time--to bring her vision of beauty and joy to an obscure mountain top.

Still, just planting one bulb at a time, year after year, had changed the world.

This unknown woman had forever changed the world in which she lived. She had created something of ineffable magnificence, beauty, and inspiration. The principle her daffodil garden taught is one of the greatest principles of celebration. That is, learning to move toward our goals and desires one step at a time -- often just one baby step at a time -- and learning to love the doing, learning to use the accumulation of time. When we multiply tiny pieces of time with small increments of daily effort, we, too, will find we can accomplish magnificent things. We can change the world.

"It makes me sad in a way," I admitted to Carolyn. "What might I have accomplished if I had thought of a wonderful goal thirty-five or forty years ago and had worked away at it 'one bulb at a time' through all those years?

Just think what I might have been able to achieve!"

My daughter summed up the message of the day in her usual direct way. "Start tomorrow," she said. It's so pointless to think of the lost hours of yesterdays. The way to make "learning" a lesson of celebration instead of a cause for regret is to only ask,

"How can I put this to use today?"

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.

We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation, or when we retire. The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when?

Your life will always be filled with challenges.

It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with... and remember that time waits for no one.


So, stop waiting...

Until your car or home is paid off
Until you get a new car or home
Until your kids leave the house
Until you go back to school
Until you finish school
Until you lose 10 lbs.
Until you gain 10 lbs.
Until you get married
Until you get a divorce
Until you have kids
Until you retire
Until summer
Until spring
Until winter
Until fall
Until you die


There is no better time than right now to be happy.
Happiness is a journey, not a destination.




So work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And, dance like no one's watching.




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Packing Your Parachute

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Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one

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WALKING THE DOG & ProofReading is a dying ART!

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.' Picture this:>> << MORE >>

WHEN A LIZARD CAN, WHY CAN'T WE?

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TALE OF TWO PEBBLES & The POWER of GRATITUDE

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter. << MORE >>

Why Women Cry -->> WATCH HER EYES..

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Life's Biggest Con

What scares you? What stories do you make up to con yourself into holding back? What would you do if you didn't con yourself into being scared? I've done something that scared the heck out of me. But it also turned out to be the best thing I've ever done! Two years ago, I discovered that my Dad needed a kidney and as soon as I realized I might be the answer he needed, the voices in my head began to resist and shout! "NO WAY can I give up a kidney! Are you kidding me!? << MORE >>

2 LIZARDS

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below is for you. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something was wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. << MORE >>

The Cowboy

A Cowboy is overseeing his herd in remote territory when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Eyres sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?' The Cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, why not? << MORE >>

I Am / I Shall

I am capable. I am worthwhile. I am beautiful. I am lovable. I shall accept both my strengths and my weaknesses for they are me. I shall never again believe the "lie" that if I make a mistake, I am a mistake. My mistakes are the learning tools that I shall encounter on my life journey. When I learn from my mistakes, I give them meaning When I give my mistakes meaning, I can begin to forgive myself, I can begin to heal. I shall not use my mistakes as excuses to give up on me... My mistakes are not me. << MORE >>

Why I RECOMMEND Twitter Twenius by Dan Hollings

Benefits of Becoming a Twitter Twenius It seems like only yesterday that setting up a web site was the "in thing" to do. Next thing I know, blogs became the rage and many stampeded to set up a blog and commence blogging. But that is ancient history in internet time, and new times are before us. All the talk today is about "Social Media" with Twitter and Facebook rolling off the tongue of young and old alike. It's the newest phase in online communication, it's the newest phase in community, and as you might expect, it's starting to catch the attention of entrepreneurs and marketers too.<< MORE >>

Too Busy for a Friend...

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. << MORE >>

Don't mess with old people!!

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George P. of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! ) George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. << MORE >>

What Do You Value Most?

What Do You Value Most? It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the past and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him. Over the phone, his mother told him, “Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday.” Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days. “Jack, did you hear me?” “Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It’s been so long since I thought of him. I’m sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago,” Jack said. << MORE >>

Nail in the Fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had drive 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence... Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. << MORE >>

When you thought I wasn't looking?

A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say... When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my favourite cake for me, and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life. When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always talk to, and I learned to trust in Him. << MORE >>

The House of 1000 Mirrors

Long ago in a small, far away village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the house, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often." In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door<< MORE >>

Fruits of the Spirit Including 1st in a Series... BreakThru Generation

Author: Max Lucado It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments the day will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising of the sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of the solitude will be replaced by the pounding pace of the human race. The refuge of the early morning will be invaded by decisions to be made and deadlines to be met. For the next twelve hours I will be exposed to the day's demands. It is now that I must make a choice. Because of Calvary, I'm free to choose. And so I choose. I choose love... No occasion justifies hatred; no injustice warrants bitterness, I choose love. Today I will love God and what God loves. I choose joy... I will invite my God to be the God of circumstance. I will refuse the temptation to be cynical...the tool of the lazy thinker. I will refuse to see people as anything less than human beings, created by God. I will refuse to see any problem as anything less than an opportunity to see God. I choose peace... I will live forgiven. I will forgive so that I may live. I choose patience... I will overlook the inconveniences of the world. Instead of cursing the one who takes my place, I'll invite him to do so. Rather than complaining that the wait is too long, I will thank God for a moment to pray. Instead of clinching my fist at new assignments, I will face them with joy and courage << MORE >>

Twitter Acronym's

Twitter Twenius


Twitter Acronym's & useful information 











Twitter is the hottest service that is taking the internet world by storm.

Millions of users ranging from common man to celebrities to presidents are using twitter and for many users this service has become as essential as a mobile phone.

As this service is so popular there is lot of buzz that we come across through blog posts, friends, celebrity talks and etc.

This buzz contains lot of words that are confusing and tough to understand for many users.

If you are one among the confused user who is interested  to  understand the commonly used twitter words then you have come to the right place.

The information contained has been compiled by Richard Bejah from various sources.


Latest Additions

30/09/2009

Tweepetry - A poem of  140 characters sent as a tweet  FR: 4urworld.com

Twitlaxing - a TwitterSpa moment take deep breaths think of lovely music & drift away while tweeting

Twitlaxing - relaxing while twittering

Twitlag - happens after long travels on twitter /especially after

Twantidote - for twitlag! probably works for a twangover too!

 : D is a big grin or a smile

; ) is a wink

: ) is a grin with no teeth

: P sticking tongue out

:0)  :0) Richard's Trademark!



Twitter is an Acronym

After months of examining my own twitter use as well as the ways all my twitter friends use it,
I've determined that by far the most common subject matter among the tweets I see is people bitching about their bad travel experiences.

Therefore, I've decided that TWITTER is really an acronym that stands for:
"Travel Woes In Tiny Text Endlessly Reported".

 4

For / Four

 1

One / Won

 2

To / too / two

 b/c

Because

 BFN

Bye for now

 blieve

Believe

 BR

Best Regards

 bst

Best

 BTW

By The Way

 c

See

 clk

Click

 da

The

 deets

Details

 DM

Direct Message...... A private message within Twitter

 fab

Fabulous

 fav

Favourite / Favorite

 frnd

Friend

 FTL

For The Loss......An expression of dismay

 FTW

For The Win..... An expression of recommendation

 FYI

For your information

 gr8 / Gr8

Great

 IMHO

In my humble opinion..... as opposed to a factual opinion

 Itz

It is

 J/K   JK

Just Kidding .....could follow a sarcastic remark

 JSYK

Just So You Know .....for your information

 JV

Joint Venture..... A collaborative enterprise

 k

Okay / Fine

 l8 /L8

Late

 LMAO

Laugh My Ass Of .....Something Very funny

 LOL

Laugh OUT .....Loud expression of laughter / joy

 mil

Million.. Large number or exact representation for the number million

 njoy

Enjoy Pleasure

 OH

Overheard .....A quotation of someone else's remarks

 pple

People

 PRT

Partial Retweet .....An Edited Retweet

 RT

Retweet .....Same as Forward in e-mail

 TIA

Thanks in advance ..... An expression of gratitude

 TTYL

Talk to you Later

 TTYS

Talk to you soon

 TU

Thank You / Thanks

 u

You

 ur / Ur

Your

 w

With

 w/e

Weekend .....Which is Sat & Sun

 WTH

What The Heck .....Amazement

 YVW

Your VERY Welcome .....Expression of kind regards

 YW

Your Welcome .....Expression of regards

#topic:

AKA “# hashtag”this is a way to group tweets by keyword It is particularly useful for events & groups

#word

Used to "tag" a tweet for tracking topics or events Follow @hashtags to make sure your tags get aggregated

*rtwty

Is a request to have your tweet retweeted over & over

@

Reply to

@address

Location

@name

@name

@name

Addresses a tweet to a specific user or mentions them 

@username

For companies one of the most useful things about Twitter is that it lets you exchange public messages with individual users

@username:

A form of conversation on Twitter @username either directs a Tweet to someone or indicates a reply to a Tweet that person

<3

Love / happines expression of love or happiness

<3

Love / happines

<3

Text version of a heart expressing love or happiness Also sometimes "<Three"

140ism

A miscommunication in 140 characters or fewer Often when 140 characters were not enough

30 Boxes

Tool .....Has tight Twitter integration After adding Twitter to your Web Stuff you can view twitters from you & friends & you can post directly to Twitter

4u

For You

4ward 

Forward

Aalcotwittic

Twitter Addiction

ab or abt 

About

Actwivist

One who uses a Twitter message to advocate or oppose a political social or environmental cause  Also: Actwivism

AFAIK

As far as I know .....IS a personal take on a fact

AFAIK

As far as I know

At reply or “@reply”

A tweet that is directed to a fellow Twitter user  Can be a statement or question

Attwacker

Someone that verbally assaults someone on Twitter AKAa Twamer one who flames someone

Attwaction

A crush intellectual or physical on a fellow twitterer

Atwention

A condition of readiness or availability through direct communication on Twitter

B  

Be

b/c

Because

b4

Before

BackTwound

A custom Twitter Background for business or personal use

Bacontwits

A Twitter message involving everyone's favorite cut of meat bacon

BFN

Bye For Now

bgd

Background

Bigger Twitter

Tool .....A service similar to Twitzer which allows you to post longer messages although works by placing a link in the Tweet

BigTweet

Tool .....BigTweet installs as a bookmark let to your browser & allows you to post to Twitter from any web page Insert special Unicode characters & shorten URLs

whitebird 

Mobile Tool .....A Twitter client for whiteBerry Smartphone's

blieve

Believe

Blogo

Mac Tool .....A weblog editor which is also a full-featured Twitter client integrated with Twitpic tiny URL tweetburner & Pingfm

BLT

Linux Tool .....Pearl script that lets you see what your friends are doing right from the Terminal

BR

Best Regards

bst

Best

bt

About

BTW  

By the way

c

See

Celebritweet

A celebrity who uses Twitter

CelebrityTweet

Tool .....Stalk or follow celebrities on Twitter as they tweet in real-time

CheckYesOrNoinfo

Tool .....Create simple yes or no polls & use the 'send to twitter' feature to easily share with your Twitter buddies It's like those notes you used to get from girls back in junior high

Chirpes

A Canarial Disease for which there is no known Tweetment

Chirpologist

A subspecialty of Featherology dealing specifically with the diagnosis care & tweetment of Chirpes

Chirpology

The study of Chirpes

Chirrup

Windows Tool .....Twitter client with extensive Japanese language support

chk

Check

cld  

Could

clk

Click

Commutee

A tweeting commuter on public transport

Cotag

Signature of one user in a multi-user-account like ^BS at the end of a tweet

Cullect

Tool .....Collaborative feed reader optimized for Twittersign in with your Twitter id post to Twitter Cullect also auto-expands shortened urls More info at @cullect •

Cybertweet

Twitter-based mutual masturbation with someone you wouldn't speak to in real life

 

Cybertwernity

A Tweet that stays on the web for eternity

Cybertwernity

A spaced out tweet

Cybertwernity

Where a Twitterer will spend his/her days…

Cybertwernity

The time it takes to get a reply on Twitter from some Twits!

da

The

Daily Twos

A tweet by an editor or reader of Daily Koscoma popular progressive blog,

deets

Details

DejaTweet

The overwhelming feeling that you just saw that same tweet from that same person20 minutes ago

DIAF

Short for Die In A Fire presumably because there is an extra toasty spot reserved for them where they're going

DM

Direct Message

DM  Direct Message

All the Twitter message are visible to your followers by default In case if you want to communicate with someone personally then you DM them

Drunktwittering

Similar to drunk dialing

Dweet

A tweet made perhaps regrettably while under the influence of alcohol

Dweet

Tweet sent while drunk

Dwigger

Tool .....Threaded conversations & voting for Twitter

Egotwistical

Tending to talk excessively about oneself on Twitter

EM

Email

EMA

Email address

Escaped Twitter Jail

You have gone back into normal life for a while.

ExactoTweet

A tweet that is exactly 140 characters

F2F

Face to Face

F2F

Face to Face .....An actual conversation

F2F  

Face to Face .....As in meeting someone in person

fab

Fabulous

Failwhale

The whale held up by birds & string that shows that Twitter has crashed  In danger of extinction but still seen from time to time

Fatal attwaction

The condition afflicting a person who is stalking other Twitter users

fav

Favourite

fav/fave 

Favorite

Favorite:

A “bookmarked” tweet Consider Ur “favorites” as a reflection of you ”brand me” If you’re a business or a person sprinkle Twitter kudos in those favorites with the operative word being sprinkle!

FB

Facebook

Featherette

An underage Twitterer

Featherlicious

A delicious Tweet

Featherlicious

Used in its musical form as sung to the tune of "Fergalicious" such as "She's Featherlicious"

Featherologist

A physician specializing in the diagnosis care & tweetment of Twitter related diseases

Featherology

The study of Twitter related diseases such as Nest Ass & Chirpes

Featheropolis

Urban Twitter city

Feedalizr

A free desktop application that allows you to view rate & comment on what your friends are sharing online Tweet upload pics

FFS

For F**k's Sake To let someone know how fed up you are "FFS don't use Twitter when you are a bot"

fitURL

Tool .....Fit URL creates short URLs just like tiny URL accept it fights spam by checking for spam URLs which makes it much more reliable

Flitter

Tweeting while in flight

Flotzam

Windows Tool A Mash Up of Twitter Flickr Facebook & blogs completely configurable

Fly-Bye

Signing off of Twitter

FML

F**k My Life An expression of exasperation "Company just blocked Twitter on work computers FML"

Follow

Action Choosing to sign up to receive someone's Tweets

Follow+UserName

Action The instruction to keep up with a user's flow of Twitter messages

Follower:

Someone who sees your tweets in their Tweet Stream Following is generally not a reciprocal arrangement like it is with Facebook or LinkedIn

Followers

Term  People who follow your updates

Followership

The collective group of Twitter users following a given Twitterer

FollowFriday

A tag used on Twitter as a way to tell your followers about other Twitterers that are worth following  knowledgeable people that they should follow

Follow Locals

A tag used on Twitter as a way to tell your LOCAL followers about other LOCAL Twitterers that are worth following 

Followorthy

A Twitter user who is worthy of being followed

Followspam

The practice of following another Twitter account usually to prompt a reciprocal follow in order to boost follow counter to encourage the followee to explore the profile of the follower

FoodFeed

Tool .....Twitter-based food log Track what you eat by prefixing a message with @having or direct messaging having

FreeTweets

Tool .....Cool collections of hottest Twitter Backgrounds

Friendapalooza

A scheduled burst of friend-adding on Twitter & other social networks

FriendFeed

One of the alternatives to Twitter that's gained traction as twoutages have increased

Friendfeed –

Tool  .....Puts all of our RSS content onto one page making it easy to see from one glance rather than going to different properties

Friendorfollow

Tool  .....Find out who you're following that's not following you back & who's following you that you're not following back

Friendscraping

The act of friending all of a friend's friends either manually or via a bot Example: "Dude found her by friendscraping"

frnd

Friend

FTL

For The Loss

FTL

For The Loss .....Complaint or disapproval

FTW

For The Win

FTW

For The Win .....Enthusiasm or recommendation

FuelFrog

Tool .....Use Twitter to keep a log of your fuel & mileage Compare your mileage with others in your area or with the same car

fwd 

Forward

FYI

For YOUR Information

g Twitter

Linux Tool .....GTK+ based app inspired by Twitterrific

GAC

Get a clue

GAFC

Get a f**king clue

Geo Twitter

Tracks the geographical location of the most recent Tweets

Get+UserName

A command that retrieves the most recent updated Tweet from that user

GetTweet

Acquire Twitter modifications & add-ons

Google Snackr

Tool .....Snackr is an RSS ticker that pulls random items from your feeds & scrolls them across your desktop When you see a title that looks interesting you can click on it to pop up the item in a window

Got out of Twitter Jail

You have gone back into normal life for a while.

gr8

Great

Green Tweets

Tool Tracks tweets about green & environmental topics based on semantic natural language analysis rather than keyword

Hash Tag  #

The “#” sign which allows Twitters users to group their tweet with a particular event or conversation 

Hashtag  

Hashtags are a community-driven convention for adding additional context & metadata to your tweets They're like tags or categories only added inline to your post

Hexeet

\'hehks-'eet\when one sends a tweet in Hex code

HT

Hat-Tip

HT

Hat-Tip to give credit

IC 

I see

ICYMI

In Case You Missed It  Often used when someone reposts a tweet that they already posted in the past

Illtwitterate

The uninitiated Those who "don't get it"

iltwitterate

Not understanding Twitter

IM  

Instant message

IMHO

In my humble opinion

IMHO

In My Honest Opinion IMHO usually indicates that ‘This is an op-ed tweet not a factual assertion

IMO

In My Opinion

IRL

In Real Life

IRL

In Real Life .....out there in the real world

IRL  

For....In REAL life

iTweet –

Mobile Tool  A mobile Twitter site designed for the iPhone

iTwit

Mobile Tool .....Mobile version of Twitter made for the iPhone

Itz

It is

j Twitter –

Mobile Tool .....View time line center updates & more all on your mobile phone

J/K

Just kidding Often added at the end of a snarky tweet

Jack Dorsey

Person Widely acknowledged as the inventor of Twitter

Jaiku 

Tool .....A competitor of Twitter currently owned by Google

Jargong

Mobile Tool .....Browse Flickr do some social networking but most importantly check & publish tweets

JK or j/k  

Just kidding

JSYK

Just So You Know

JV

Joint Venture

k

Okay

kewl  

Cool

KipFolio Widget

Windows Tool .....Simple Twitter widget for KipFolio

kk

Cool

kk

Cool / Wonderful

l8

Late

L8 

Late

L8er 

Later

LiveTwitting

Tool .....Use LiveTwitting for your next conference event or meeting instead of live blogging Simple commands to turn recording on & off all through Twitter

LMAO  

Laughing My Ass Off

LMK

Let me know

LMK

Let me know request a reply

lmk  

Let me know

LOL

Laugh out Loud

LOL

Usually known to people as Laugh Out Loud "LOL you don't know the meaning of LOL?"

LOL  

Laughing out loud

Loud Twitter

Tool .....Automatically transfer your Tweets directly to your blog

Mad Twitter 

Windows Tool .....A reincarnation of Twitterrific except on Windows

Mashup

A mix-up of services from two or more websites presented on a alternate website

meatup

A gathering meet up to eat steak

METROflock

A group of those who follow a municipally significant Tweetpresentative

METROroost

A subscription or frequently loaded page of municipally significant aggregated METRO tweets

METRO tweet

A tweet by some persons or some software service nested within some municipally significant geographic locale

Micro-blog

Term  A tiny way to blog Twitter only allows 140 characters & classified as a micro-blog

mil

Million

Miss# or Mr#

A way of referring to kids "Miss3 3-year-old daughter"

Mistweet

A tweet one later regrets

Mistweet  

A message or 'Tweet' that was sent in error or one later regrets

Moni Twitter

Tool  Receive important updates about your site via Twitter

MRT

Modified ReTweet: Use when you have to edit the original tweet for grammer spelling or space for your comments

Naked twits

A twitterer's unprotected updates

Narcissitwit

A Variation:  Narcitwit Someone in love with the sound of their own tweets

Nest Ass

The shape of your butt from sitting at the computer Twittering all day

Nesticillin

The only known cure for Chirpes

Nestmakkah

The Twitter version of Hannukkah

Nestmas

The Twitter version of Christmas

Nestography

The topography of your Nest Ass

Nestologist

A subspecialty of the Featherlogy profession dealing specifically with the diagnosis care & treatment of Nest Ass

NFW

"No F**king Way

njoy

Enjoy

NSFW

Not Safe For Work usually a warning about an adult oriented link that is in a Tweet

NTS

Note TO Self

Nudge+UserName

A Twitter command used to remind a Friend to update their Twitter status

Obvious

Company The American company based in California that created Twitter

OH

Overheard

OH:

Overheard

OMG

Oh my Gosh

OMG

Oh my Gosh disbelief

OMG 

Oh my god/gosh

Omnipotwit

An all knowing all powerful deity on Twitter

peeps  

People

peeps /ppl

People

picobuzz

Tool ....Shows popular buzz words from the public timeline & who's sayin' them!

Ping Twitter

Tool .....Ping your Twitter account from your blog so it auto updates when you make a new blog post

Pleshette-ed

Pecked to death as by Suzanne Pleshette in "The Birds" by replies on Twitter

PLN

Seen in educational Tweets Means Professional Learning Network or Personal Learning Network

plz

Please

plz

Please asking nicely

pockettweets

Mobile Tool .....A Web-based Twitter client for the Apple iPhone

Politweets

Tool .....A Tool for tracking Tweets relating to politics

ppl

People peeps

pple 

People

props

Proper respect

props

Proper respect Show some proper respect

PRT

Partial Retweet

PT

Post Tweet  Post Scriptum PS + Tweet that which comes after your statement

Puntwit

Someone offering opinion or criticism in an authoritative manner on Twitter May or may not enjoy such status outside of Twitter

Puntwitocracy

The punditocracy on Twitter most often discovered in #journotwits

Pwytter

Windows Tool  Cross platform Python Twitter client with Asian character support

Quotably

Tool .....A ‘conversation’ tracker it threads together the discussions that members are having by looking at the replies interesting 2see how conversations spiral in2 different threads

R 

Are

Raymond Creamcuffing

Recognizing a Twitter in public without them recognizing you & touching them

ReBird

Twat who’s transformed into a Twitterbird Twitter maniac

Regurg-a-Tweet

The act of re-tweeting a tweet that someone originally tweeted about you 

ReporTwitters

Bunch of journalists publishing ‘reality style’ tweets in conjunction with their articles

Retweetme

Tool & action .....Use Twitter to remind yourself of things you might forget When the time comes Twitter will message you the reminder

Ritwal

A pattern or system of set procedures observances actions & behaviors of a specific group or Twibe

ROFL 

Rolling on the floor laughing

RSS2 Twitter –

Tool  Share any RSS feed on Twitter& have new RSS items automatically be tweeted

RT

Retweet

RT

Retweet: tweeting content posted by another user

RT / Retweet  

When you repeat a tweet from someone else

RT or Retweet:

Analogous to forwarding an email resending a tweet sent by someone else Courtesy

RU?  

Are you?

Ruby on Rails

The programming language used to create & develop Twitter

Saytweet –

Tool .....Create a Twitter badge that shows your updates on a picture! Upload a picture & then tag some Twitter users in that picture

Search Plugin

Browser plugin Tool .....Tweet right from the Firefox search box

Serentwipity

Funny ironic or thought-provoking pairing or grouping of tweets in a timeline

Shareaholic

Browser plugin Tool .....Share links & WebPages via Twitter right within Firefox

shld   should

Should

Shortened URLs

There are also a number of services—URL shorteners—that take regular links & shrink them down to a manageable length for tweets & some even let you track clicks

SnapTweet

Snapping a mobile photo uploading to Flickr& using snaptweet.com to post it to your Twitter stream

SnapTweet –

Mobile Tool .....Snapping a mobile photo uploading to Flickr& using snaptweet.com/ to post it to your Twitter stream

Snitter

Tool lots of features with a great UI make this Twitter client stand& out from the crowd Built on AIR

Spaz

Cross-platform Tool .....Desktop client built with AIR

Speedtweet

A grouping/list of favorite or most contacted users "I've got you on speed tweet"

Spitter

A Twitter spammer

Spweet

This is short for Tweet Spam

Star Twek

A tweet about or involving anything related to Star Trek  Trekkies who are also tweeple Star Twek

StrawPoll

Tool Tiny daily polls in 140 characters or less

Summize

Search Tool .....For searching the content of hundreds of thous&s of Tweets As of fall 2008 it is twittersearch.com

Switch twitter

Person maintaining multiple Twitter accounts

Tele Twitter

Windows Tool .....Experimental open source client

Terraminds

Search Tool .....Search for specific users or tweets

thx/tx  

Thanks

TIA

Thanks in advance

TikiTwit 

Mac Tool .....Match your iChat status to your last tweet

Tiny Twitter

Mobile Tool .....Works with any Java enabled device that's a bunch & includes the CrackBerry & any Windows Mobile Pocket PC or Smartphone

TMB

Tweet me back

TMB